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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 5 2010, 02:43 PM (795 Views) | |
| George K | Aug 5 2010, 02:43 PM Post #1 |
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(poll courtesy of Ann Althouse) Portland lemonade stand runs into health inspectors, needs $120 license to operate It's hardly unusual to hear small-business owners gripe about licensing requirements or complain that heavy-handed regulations are driving them into the red. So when Multnomah County shut down an enterprise last week for operating without a license, you might just sigh and say, there they go again. Except this entrepreneur was a 7-year-old named Julie Murphy. Her business was a lemonade stand at the Last Thursday monthly art fair in Northeast Portland. The government regulation she violated? Failing to get a $120 temporary restaurant license. Turns out that kids' lemonade stands -- those constants of summertime -- are supposed to get a permit in Oregon, particularly at big events that happen to be patrolled regularly by county health inspectors. "I understand the reason behind what they're doing and it's a neighborhood event, and they're trying to generate revenue," said Jon Kawaguchi, environmental health supervisor for the Multnomah County Health Department. "But we still need to put the public's health first." |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Luke's Dad | Aug 5 2010, 03:09 PM Post #2 |
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FFS, who the hell voted to treat it like any other food vendor? Stand and be counted. |
| The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it. | |
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| Luke's Dad | Aug 5 2010, 03:14 PM Post #3 |
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Luke and his friends ran a Lemonade Stand two weekends ago for one hour, down by our community pool. Not inside the pool itself, but on the corner. They sold 36 cups in one hour. Would have sold much more, except five gallons of lemonade were stored rather haphazardlt in out refrigerator, resulting in a 1/2" deep lake of lemonade in our kitchen. Besides, the kids were starting to get hot and wanted to get into the pool. |
| The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it. | |
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| George K | Aug 5 2010, 03:15 PM Post #4 |
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Oops!
"I'm from the government, I'm here to help you." |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| blondie | Aug 5 2010, 03:44 PM Post #5 |
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Bull-Carp
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For the love of God .. Jolly, hand me a grenade. I need to off someone in Oregon. |
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| Jolly | Aug 5 2010, 05:54 PM Post #6 |
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Geaux Tigers!
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Flash-bang or frag? |
| The main obstacle to a stable and just world order is the United States.- George Soros | |
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| Jolly | Aug 5 2010, 05:56 PM Post #7 |
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Geaux Tigers!
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Now, juxtapose that carp with what kids did with lemonade stands down here: http://www.lemonaidforthegulf.com/ |
| The main obstacle to a stable and just world order is the United States.- George Soros | |
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| blondie | Aug 5 2010, 06:45 PM Post #8 |
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Bull-Carp
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I'd be a very proud parent. These kids have values and take initiative. |
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| PattyP | Aug 6 2010, 05:12 AM Post #9 |
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Senior Carp
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This is one of the most moronic things I’ve ever heard. I had a lemonade stand a couple times when I was a kid. Actually, it was Kool-aid, but nobody cared. |
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A tired dog is a good dog. "Dogs' lives are too short...their only fault, really." A.S. Turnbull | |
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| Axtremus | Aug 6 2010, 05:28 AM Post #10 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I did. And this is the right response. |
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| Mikhailoh | Aug 6 2010, 05:32 AM Post #11 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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You cannot be serious. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Axtremus | Aug 6 2010, 05:33 AM Post #12 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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This part of the response, I disagree with. You want to learn about business, learn about laws and regulations and compliance issues, too, as they are essential parts of doing business. If you're not willing to comply with existing laws, do not do business in public. You can practice "doing business" in your private premise selling lemonade to your relatives and friends. But I expect you, regardless of your age, to comply with all laws and regulations if you want to do business in public and sell to the public. |
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| Mikhailoh | Aug 6 2010, 05:36 AM Post #13 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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FFS. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| John D'Oh | Aug 6 2010, 05:56 AM Post #14 |
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When Ax gets to heaven expecting his great sex and infinite beer, he's going to find it's been closed down due to zoning regulations. |
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| Jolly | Aug 6 2010, 06:00 AM Post #15 |
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You'd make a heckuva bureaucrat. And that's not a compliment. |
| The main obstacle to a stable and just world order is the United States.- George Soros | |
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| Mikhailoh | Aug 6 2010, 06:01 AM Post #16 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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OK, now that's funny. I don't care who you are.
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Riley | Aug 6 2010, 06:22 AM Post #17 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u84WTclmnSQ |
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| Luke's Dad | Aug 6 2010, 06:32 AM Post #18 |
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What else? Building permits for tree houses? Perhaps a requirement that they use union personnel? |
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| Aqua Letifer | Aug 6 2010, 06:48 AM Post #19 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Dude, it's already ridiculous enough. No need to stretch it further. |
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| Axtremus | Aug 6 2010, 06:51 AM Post #20 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Tree house and use of union personnel - depends on how your local zoning and building codes, and your state's labor laws, obviously. Also don't forget to consider liability issues, e.g., double check any tree house exclusions that may be in your current home-owner's insurance and get proper tree house rider as necessary. |
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| Aqua Letifer | Aug 6 2010, 06:54 AM Post #21 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Laugh test fail. |
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| blondie | Aug 6 2010, 07:03 AM Post #22 |
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Bull-Carp
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Jolly, hand me another grenade. Ax, shame, shame on you. Bad, bad daddy. ![]() I wanna come to your house tonight and get your kids set up selling on your front lawn. Then we'll tear down your fence, climb a few trees, with nails in our pockets. |
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| John D'Oh | Aug 6 2010, 07:08 AM Post #23 |
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MAMIL
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I tried to have it written into the birthing contract that diapers could only be changed by registered Union members. Sadly, I was informed that a birthing contract was unnecessary, and in addition that I would be sleeping on the couch for the foreseeable future, with the baby monitor. |
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| Aqua Letifer | Aug 6 2010, 07:10 AM Post #24 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Did the union regs have anything to say about the length of said couch, TV usage or refrigerator setback requirements? |
| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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| Axtremus | Aug 6 2010, 07:39 AM Post #25 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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You're welcome anytime.
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