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| Tweet Topic Started: Aug 4 2010, 06:22 AM (175 Views) | |
| Jolly | Aug 4 2010, 06:22 AM Post #1 |
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Geaux Tigers!
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Starting with a top ten list... 10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly? 9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm? 8. Come on up and see me urchins. 7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you. 6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon. 5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole? 4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder? 3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free. 2. Well blow me down? 1. Prepare to be boarded. Bonus pickup lines (when the ones above don't work, as they often won't) They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big. You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing? Wanna shiver me timbers? I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted. That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on. Let's get together and haul some keel. That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there. |
| The main obstacle to a stable and just world order is the United States.- George Soros | |
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| Mikhailoh | Aug 4 2010, 06:30 AM Post #2 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Arrr Arrr Arrr!
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| George K | Aug 4 2010, 06:33 AM Post #3 |
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Finally
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Getting ready for Sept. 19th, I see. Remember, to err is human, and to Arrr is pirate. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Jolly | Aug 4 2010, 07:56 AM Post #4 |
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Geaux Tigers!
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Well, we all know how to get to Carnagie Hall....Arrrrr! |
| The main obstacle to a stable and just world order is the United States.- George Soros | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Aug 4 2010, 09:23 AM Post #5 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Hey hey! What's with the discrimination! There's more than one type of pirate these days, guys. Some pickup lines for the 21st century 1nt3rw3bs P1r4te: Baby, you overclock my processor. How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping? Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access. Want to come see my HARD Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy. Hey baby, how's about you mount that hardware onto my rig. ...But no kinky Windows stuff. So which do you want to be, master of my IDE cable... or slave? Hope you got gigabit, cuz I got a lot of throughput! Hey baby, don't exit yet, you still have stopped jobs! |
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| Klaus | Aug 4 2010, 09:37 AM Post #6 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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W1nnar! I'd even allow her to ln -s to my /etc/passwd! |
| Trifonov Fleisher Klaus Sokolov Zimmerman | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Aug 4 2010, 09:45 AM Post #7 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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On the first date?! You dog! |
| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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| Klaus | Aug 4 2010, 10:01 AM Post #8 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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| Trifonov Fleisher Klaus Sokolov Zimmerman | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Aug 4 2010, 10:56 AM Post #9 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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He should have kill-9'd that command. |
| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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