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Top 5 Surprises at the Clinton Wedding
Topic Started: Aug 2 2010, 01:09 PM (166 Views)
George K
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Finally
The Top 5 Surprises at Chelsea Clinton's Wedding


5> For a wedding gift, Bill gave the new groom a $1000 Hooters gift card.

4> Al Gore sweated so much while dancing that his joints had to be oiled twice.

3> Guests were surprised to learn the lifelike ice sculpture of the bride's mother was ACTUALLY the bride's mother.

2> "I didn't know Michael Dukakis was invited."
"He wasn't -- he's working for the caterer."


and the Number 1 Surprise at Chelsea Clinton's Wedding...


1> The widow is said to be coping well after the Secret Service's tragic misinterpretation of the groom's attempt to smash cake in Chelsea's face.
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Axtremus
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HOLY CARP!!!
Two Reasons Not to Care about the Clinton Wedding.
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ivorythumper
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Axtremus
Aug 2 2010, 01:24 PM
I don't need a reason to not care about the Clinton wedding.
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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