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warning; the surgeon general has determined; that cigarretes are...
Topic Started: Jul 30 2010, 09:09 PM (322 Views)
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HOLY CARP!!!
Iran report: Cigarettes implicated in Western plot

AP TEHRAN, Iran – An Iranian official says cigarettes smuggled into Iran have been tainted with pig blood and nuclear material as part of a Western conspiracy.

The semiofficial Mehr news agency quotes Mohammad Reza Madani from the Society for Fighting Smoking as saying contraband Marlboros have been contaminated with pig hemoglobin and unspecified nuclear material.

Madani claims Philip Morris International, which sells Marlboro outside the U.S., is "led by Zionists" and deliberately exports tainted cigarettes.

He provided no evidence or information about the confiscated cigarettes. Friday's report also gave no details on how the contamination was discovered.

Tehran, which often alleges Western conspiracies, says 20 billion cigarettes are smuggled into Iran every year.
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Fédération Française de Ski? Certainement pas!
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Caracas-Teheran-Pyonyang, the nutcase axis.
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Bomb bomb bomb
Bomb bomb Iran
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I, for one, am not in favour of bombing Iran. Just like I wouldn't want Iran to bomb us because of any of Obama's wacky policies or opinions.
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Ooh that evil Western World, with their cigarrettes and their octopus!
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We shall not cease from exploration
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Will be to arrive where we started
And know the place for the first time.
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Don't be so serious, 1hp.
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