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| What did the President Know; and when did he know it? | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 30 2010, 06:10 AM (427 Views) | |
| George K | Jul 30 2010, 06:10 AM Post #1 |
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This is our Watergate, and I demand answers: http://www.viddler.com/simple_on_site/d8d66019 Three possibilities on Snookigate: 1. He forgot Snooki. (Which is odd, because she's the kind of person who tends to get seared into your mind forever.) 2. He is as ashamed of partaking in television's guiltiest pleasure as you are. His ignorance on The View was feigned. 3. Obama's famously hip speechwriters got ahead of him and dropped a cultural reference he didn't understand for the sake of Beltway chuckles. He recited the joke without getting it, and promptly forgot its context as soon as it was over. Oh, wait. Snooki voted for McCain, and the president is trying to suppress the pain. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Axtremus | Jul 30 2010, 06:22 AM Post #2 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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4th possibility: The POTUS has mental/neurological illness that prevents him from remembering stuff, effectively incapacitated ... the WH/SS staff have been covering up for the POTUS and the VPOTUS is really the one running the gov't. |
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| George K | Jul 30 2010, 06:24 AM Post #3 |
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I could believe that, or something like it. I take it you've seen Dave? |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| JBryan | Jul 30 2010, 06:26 AM Post #4 |
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I am the grey one
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Who or what is a "Snooki". |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| George K | Jul 30 2010, 06:29 AM Post #5 |
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That was my first question too. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| The 89th Key | Jul 30 2010, 06:30 AM Post #6 |
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I love how Obama laughs at the question, like he gets it, for 5 seconds...and then admits he doesn't know who Snooki is. Then why would you smile and laugh as if you did? Looks like he just read the correspondent's dinner speech, written by others, without really understanding the jokes. And then admitted it on the View. |
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| George K | Jul 30 2010, 06:35 AM Post #7 |
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So, you pick option #3. I still think Ax is right with #4. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| John D'Oh | Jul 30 2010, 06:39 AM Post #8 |
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MAMIL
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I think it's a lifejacket. A very vulgar Mae West variant. |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| Phlebas | Jul 30 2010, 06:45 AM Post #9 |
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Bull-Carp
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Someone from upstate NY, who spends her summers in front of a camera in NJ. |
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Random FML: Today, I was fired by my boss in front of my coworkers. It would have been nice if I could have left the building before they started celebrating. FML The founding of the bulk of the world's nation states post 1914 is based on self-defined nationalisms. The bulk of those national movements involve territory that was ethnically mixed. The foundation of many of those nation states involved population movements in the aftermath. When the only one that is repeatedly held up as unjust and unjustifiable is the Zionist project, the term anti-semitism may very well be appropriate. - P*D | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Jul 30 2010, 07:54 AM Post #10 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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It's that game you play that's sort of like pool but uses red balls instead and nobody really knows how to play it anymore. |
| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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| Axtremus | Jul 30 2010, 08:58 AM Post #11 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Snooker? |
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| Aqua Letifer | Jul 30 2010, 09:26 AM Post #12 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Congratulations, you got the joke. |
| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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| George K | Jul 30 2010, 09:50 AM Post #13 |
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Win! |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| The 89th Key | Jul 30 2010, 10:04 AM Post #14 |
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/fail |
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| Aqua Letifer | Jul 30 2010, 10:08 AM Post #15 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Understanding win. Appropriate response fail. Joke kill win. |
| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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| John D'Oh | Jul 30 2010, 10:12 AM Post #16 |
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MAMIL
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So do you think Snooki prefers a pink (6 points), brown (4 points) or a black (7 points) in her centre pocket? |
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| JBryan | Jul 30 2010, 10:20 AM Post #17 |
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I am the grey one
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Why not all three? |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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