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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 29 2010, 04:40 PM (458 Views) | |
| George K | Jul 29 2010, 04:40 PM Post #1 |
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Finally
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So, I just put an epidural in downstairs. Mom is 22 years old, and once I got it in, waiting for it to take hold, she asked me if she could sleep for a while. "Sure, why not?" "I'm just really tired. I've been up since 6:30." "Aww. Poor baby been up since 6:30. Cry me a river." "That's not it, it's just that I had to get my 2 1/2 year old daughter ready, and I've been taking care of her all day until I went into labor." "Who's taking care of her now?" "My sister is, at least until her dad gets off of work." "Dad's at work and you're here in labor????" "This isn't his kid I'm having. It's kind of complicated...." "I guess." |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Jul 29 2010, 04:48 PM Post #2 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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...awkward. |
| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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| George K | Jul 29 2010, 04:53 PM Post #3 |
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Finally
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Fail. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Mikhailoh | Jul 29 2010, 05:43 PM Post #4 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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We need more social ostracisization. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Jolly | Jul 29 2010, 06:25 PM Post #5 |
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Geaux Tigers!
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Sadly, you're right. |
| The main obstacle to a stable and just world order is the United States.- George Soros | |
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| Piano*Dad | Jul 29 2010, 06:29 PM Post #6 |
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Bull-Carp
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Maybe, but not by the doctor in charge ... |
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| Piano*Dad | Jul 29 2010, 06:30 PM Post #7 |
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Bull-Carp
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So, George, how deeply did the foot actually get?? I'm not referring to the little tyke being breech, either. |
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| Axtremus | Jul 29 2010, 06:51 PM Post #8 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Nah ... it's best not to judge until you understand the "complications." Even then, acceptance usually trumps tolerance, which in turn usually trumps ostracization. |
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| John D'Oh | Jul 29 2010, 07:53 PM Post #9 |
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MAMIL
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That's what's wrong with America, right there. What the f*ck kind of a word is that? Sure, it's a mistake today - next week it'll be in the New York Times, before you know it the bloody Vice President will be attempting to say it. |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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