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| Luke's Dad | Jul 27 2010, 01:18 PM Post #1 |
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Emperor Pengin
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Hollywood is officially out of ideas. Battleship? Battleship? Ok, it was a cool enough game, but there's no freaking plot. There is no story line. Aliens? Freakin Aliens? In Naval Battles? Aw sheesh, I'm getting a headache. In the word's of the man quickly becoming my hero: ![]() |
| The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it. | |
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| Kincaid | Jul 27 2010, 03:57 PM Post #2 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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However, when you have an idea so wide open, you have the leeway to make a great film. I'd love to see the Oscar category for Best Screenplay Adaptation of a Board Game. |
| Kincaid - disgusted Republican Partisan since 2006. | |
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| Mikhailoh | Jul 27 2010, 04:05 PM Post #3 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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It could hardly be a worse idea than Mario Brothers. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| ivorythumper | Jul 27 2010, 04:07 PM Post #4 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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Good idea, maybe they should make a movie of the Broadway play "Chess". |
| The dogma lives loudly within me. | |
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| KlavierBauer | Jul 27 2010, 04:11 PM Post #5 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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"One night in Bangkok!" ... "I get my kicks above the waist line sunshine." .. "The queens we use would not excite you." |
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"I realize you want him to touch you all over and give you babies, but his handling of the PR side really did screw the pooch." - Ivory Thumper "He said sleepily: "Don't worry mom, my dick is like hot logs in the morning." - Apple | |
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| Axtremus | Jul 28 2010, 05:10 AM Post #6 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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It has been thus a long time ago ... why else would they bother with those Harry Potter and Zombie and Marvel comic movies? |
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| George K | Jul 29 2010, 05:42 PM Post #7 |
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Finally
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxEqaSGzpgc |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| George K | Jul 29 2010, 05:47 PM Post #8 |
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Finally
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You want more proof? A list of 75 remakes in the works. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Axtremus | Jul 29 2010, 07:11 PM Post #9 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Dang, they didn't even bother lifting the story into outer space ... make it one about a spaceship ramming into a big asteroid or something. |
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