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Florida Man Accused of Sex With Christie Brinkley
Topic Started: Jul 21 2010, 07:21 PM (152 Views)
George K
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...well, that's what he calls his dog: Christie Brinkley.
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...a Florida man was arrested and charged with having sex with his dog named Christie Brinkley!

According to reports, 64-year-old Armand M. Pacher was reported to the authorities after he called a veterinarian’s office to reschedule an eye surgery appointment and told an office worker how he had sex with his 2 ˝-year-old dog Great Dane.

“She doesn’t seem to enjoy it as much when we have sex. Maybe it’s because I haven’t been as energetic lately and that’s why she’s not enjoying it,” he allegedly told the staffer.


At the veterinarian’s office the doctor checked the spayed dog and found evidence of forced sex. He told police he believed the sex did not come from another dog.

Pacher was arrested on third-degree felony animal cruelty charges and could face up to five years in prison. His attorney says that the conversation about the sex was only a joke. “I’m really disappointed that Aventura police would make an arrest based on unsupported evidence and conclusions,” he said. “I expect my client will be full vindicated.”

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HOLY CARP!!!
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George K
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Kincaid
Jul 21 2010, 07:23 PM
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Oh yeah?

You think that's bad?

Take this!
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JBryan
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He probably did it for the bragging rights.
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George K
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JBryan
Jul 22 2010, 03:24 AM
He probably did it for the bragging rights.
One of my surgical friends married Cindy Crawford. He brags about it all the time.

No, not that Cindy Crawford, another Cindy Crawford.

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Mikhailoh
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I plan to shoot first and ask questions later if I see anyone videoing me anywhere ever. My worst nightmare is going viral on Youtube.
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George K
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Mikhailoh
Jul 22 2010, 03:33 AM
I plan to shoot first and ask questions later if I see anyone videoing me anywhere ever. My worst nightmare is going viral on Youtube.
I'd pay good money to see that.
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Mikhailoh
Jul 22 2010, 03:33 AM
I plan to shoot first and ask questions later
I don't think they put those kinds of video on YouTube, however I'm sure there lots of 'shots' videos elsewhere.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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George K
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John D'Oh
Jul 22 2010, 03:52 AM
Mikhailoh
Jul 22 2010, 03:33 AM
I plan to shoot first and ask questions later
I don't think they put those kinds of video on YouTube, however I'm sure there lots of 'shots' videos elsewhere.
Al Gore could probably "point" you to some.
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Mikhailoh
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If he was a dog, I suppose he'd be a shorthaired pointer.
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