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Dennis Miller on "The Expendables"
Topic Started: Jul 21 2010, 04:50 PM (205 Views)
George K
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Finally
"The Expendables"

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The Expendables
Sylvester Stallone as Barney "The Schizo" Ross, a paramilitary veteran and leader of the team.
Jason Statham as Lee Christmas, second in command of the team. He is a former SAS soldier and expert at close quarters combat using knives.
Jet Li as Yin Yang, a Chinese expert of martial arts.
Dolph Lundgren as Gunnar Jensen, a Swedish sniper dealing with his inner demons.
Terry Crews as Hale Caesar, Yin's best friend and a heavy weapons specialist.
Randy Couture as Toll Road, demolitions expert.
Mickey Rourke as Tool, a former Expendable, now an arms dealer and tattoo parlor artist/owner.

Other characters
Charisma Carpenter as Lacy, Lee Christmas' fiancee.
Bruce Willis as Mr. Church, the man who hires the Expendables.
Arnold Schwarzenegger as Trench, an old rival of Ross and the former leader of the original Expendables.
Gisele Itié as Sandra, a young native woman and undercover Interpol agent.
Lauren Jones as Cheyenne, Tool's love interest.

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Jolly
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Charisma?

Yep, I'd say so...

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Kincaid
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HOLY CARP!!!
Notice how everyone but "Charisma" gets a wacko name? She gets named "Lacy".

The idea for the movie sounds like something I'd have sketched out on my pee chee in eighth grade. It should be AWESOME!
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Aqua Letifer
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Epic is the word you're looking for, I believe.




This movie is going to be epic.
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