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| Don't expect much help; from sad roommates that are pissed you're moving out | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 18 2010, 04:58 PM (209 Views) | |
| Aqua Letifer | Jul 18 2010, 04:58 PM Post #1 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Lex Panagiotis (SMS) Can you make sure my car is locked? 11:24 PM (2 hours ago) (Me) You took it with you? 11:47 PM (2 hours ago) Lex Panagiotis (SMS) No. It's outside. But Art already checked it out for me. 11:49 PM (2 hours ago) (Me) Art took my car to go to the gym 2 hrs ago, dude. Your car's not here. 11:53 PM (2 hours ago) Lex Panagiotis (SMS) It's not out parked on the road? Texted Art back, he told me he checked it but in the afternoon. 11:54 PM (2 hours ago) (Me) Just walked up and down the street and don't see your Nissan. Where'd you park it? Lex Panagiotis (SMS) 11:59 PM (2 hours ago) It should be right behind your car. It's really not there???? 12:00 AM (2 hours ago) (Me) ****, dude. Call the cops. 12:25 AM (2 hours ago) (Me) Okay kidding! We were kidding, Art's still here, he locked it up for you. We just want you to get back so we can get some food. Lex Panagiotis (SMS) 12:26 AM (2 hours ago) ****ing assholes, both of you. Just had to cancel the report. Where you thinkin, Pho? |
| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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| blondie | Jul 18 2010, 05:20 PM Post #2 |
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Bull-Carp
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I trust the payback will be sweet. |
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| jon-nyc | Jul 18 2010, 05:40 PM Post #3 |
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Cheers
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You should defecate on their windshields or in their gas tanks. |
| In my defense, I was left unsupervised. | |
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| blondie | Jul 18 2010, 05:48 PM Post #4 |
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Bull-Carp
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Re the latter, ... How is this, or rather, is this, or, um, like OMG, eeeeeeeww! |
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| Aqua Letifer | Jul 19 2010, 07:23 AM Post #5 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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So far nothing, but he moves out at the end of July. We're at threat level orange until Aug. 1. And those are just the domestic risks. We're also closely monitoring our border with the Coalition of Flower Shop Emirates since we expect more conflict from that region during the summer. Oh, and FWIW, the new roommate prospects aren't looking so hot. So far this is our most promising response from the ads we put up:
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| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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| JBryan | Jul 19 2010, 07:41 AM Post #6 |
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I am the grey one
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If you were looking for complete incoherence I think you've found your guy. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Jul 19 2010, 07:49 AM Post #7 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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I told my roommates that I was excited about the prospect of these "kitchen wares." |
| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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| The 89th Key | Jul 19 2010, 09:21 AM Post #8 |
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I mean, who wouldn't want kitchen wares? |
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| Aqua Letifer | Jul 19 2010, 10:00 AM Post #9 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Indeed. First we have to figure out if he's the one who can offer us such wares, or if that's what he's looking for in his next move. |
| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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