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I'm just trying to burn my shoe; Or some people just don't have a sense of humor
Topic Started: Apr 8 2010, 06:26 PM (279 Views)
kathyk
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Thursday, April 08, 2010
Air Farce: Qatari Diplomat Cuffed on Plane for Smoking, & Bad Joke

Karl Marx once remarked that every historical event occurs twice, first as tragedy and then as farce.

On Wednesday evening we got the farcical version of the shoe bomber when the third secretary of the Qatari Embassy appears to have sneaked a smoke in the lavatory of a plane headed for Denver. The flight attendants noticed the smoke, and confronted Mohammad Yagoub al-Madadi, 27. When asked what he had been doing in there, he appears to have made a sarcastic remark about setting his shoes on fire. Big mistake.

The alarmed flight attendants called on air marshalls, who firmly marched al-Madadi back to his first class seat and sat on either side of him. The pilot kept the plane low, and two F-16s scrambled to escort the plane (and no doubt prevent it from being misused if taken over). The whole scenario reminds me of a Monty Python skit.

Al-Madadi is destined to enter the annals of persons who joked around about serious security matters on planes or at airports, and who came to rue the day. There was the pilot who as a practical joke paraded around in front of passengers conspicuously reading a book, "How to Fly a Plane." He was fired. And then there are all the passengers who earned themselves an extra long interview at security checks in airports by making jokes with the TSA inspectors that included the word "bomb." Some things you don't make light of.

There are only about 200,000 native, citizen Qataris. They are among the richest populations in the world per capita, since their small Gulf country sits atop an ocean of natural gas. Their emir gives the US an airbase, al-Udeid, and has been instrumental in capturing key al-Qaeda fugitives. Qataris are often pro-American, and Qatari pilots flew missions against Saddam Hussein in the Gulf War alongside US pilots.

Al-Madadi might have diplomatic immunity. But he doesn't have Late Night immunity, and should get ready to be the butt of many jokes. Although it is true that the incident might not have been taken quite o seriously by the authorities of it had not involved an Arab, lots of Euro-Americans have run into trouble, as I noted, for inappropriate and lame attempts at comedy at airports or on planes. This story is one of undue arrogance on al-Madadi's part. Likely a Swede who behaved and spoke the same way would also have been frog-marched off the plane.

Also al-Madadi should recognize that he has a bad nicotine addiction and give up smoking, which will give him lung cancer and tragically shorten his life (not to mention put him in compromising positions like sneaking a few puffs in an airplane bathroom). I've often thought that Arabs are always worrying about nefarious plots against them by Americans, but then they voluntarily smoke American cigarettes like chimneys and put themselves in early graves. Many more of them have died in this way than from direct American military or covert action.

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kenny
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How strange.
What a doof, making such a joke in that situation. :doh:
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John D'Oh
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Unnamed US officials told Associated Press that Mr Madadi was on his way to attend a prison meeting with jailed al-Qaeda member, Ali al-Marri, at the time.


I wonder if there's a little more to this than a stupid joke.
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My friend was sitting 3 rows in front of that guy. Just found out! Yikes!
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Kincaid
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Made me wonder if the guy was trying to signal the next shoe bomber/eunuchbomber. Next time go into the restroom where you have privacy to light off your clothing. Maybe he's trying to get the word out by using MSM and blogworld to spread it.

I know both the plane bombers would have had a difficult time lighting up their chemical bombs, but it obviously was also hindered by the other passengers jumping on them. That won't happen in the restroom.

Prediction - next step - no doors on plane restrooms. Or, no restrooms at all. Maybe they'll pass out Depends on the jetway.
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NAK
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He could have played that so much better. The right line could have emptied the plane. All he got was walked back to his seat. Laaaaaaaaame. ^o)
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Kincaid
Apr 9 2010, 07:52 AM
Made me wonder if the guy was trying to signal the next shoe bomber/eunuchbomber. Next time go into the restroom where you have privacy to light off your clothing. Maybe he's trying to get the word out by using MSM and blogworld to spread it.

I know both the plane bombers would have had a difficult time lighting up their chemical bombs, but it obviously was also hindered by the other passengers jumping on them. That won't happen in the restroom.

Prediction - next step - no doors on plane restrooms. Or, no restrooms at all. Maybe they'll pass out Depends on the jetway.
When the Detriot incident first occurred, I wondered why he didn't light it up in the lav. It is only a matter of time. :(
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