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A new low
Topic Started: Apr 6 2010, 02:37 AM (1,378 Views)
Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
RosemaryTwo
Apr 7 2010, 11:25 AM
Mikhailoh
Apr 7 2010, 11:04 AM
Swell. I get to be George Jefferson.

:lol:

Oh, you're not that successful. In fact, I think you're not the owner.

Do you not remember the theme of the sitcom? What makes you get the delux apartment in the sky and a smart-mouth maid?
Keep 'em. I just want a cheap hotel and the yoga hooker.
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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RosemaryTwo
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Can't breathe in cheap hotels. I sorta convulse. Won't work.

Besides, I think I own the dry cleaning business.
"Perhaps the thing to do is just to let stupid run its course." Aqua
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Dewey
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No, D'Oh isn't any problem at all. Just think of the Jeffersons. Part of the glue that held the whole thing together was Mr. Bentley, the eccentric English neighbor.
"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685.

"Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous

"Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011

I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14
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brenda
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I had more of a 'Cheers' thing in mind for D'Oh.
“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.”
~A.A. Milne
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RosemaryTwo
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Thanks, Dewey. You nailed it. Eccentric English neighbor. Perfect.
"Perhaps the thing to do is just to let stupid run its course." Aqua
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
Convulsions can be fun.

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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LWpianistin
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Can I be the crazy cat lady that hurls cats as self-defense? I always liked that character.
And how are you today?
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Luke's Dad
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No, you're the young college age girl, who along with your friends, films a regular funny internet video every couple of days.
The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it.
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Dewey
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The sitcom could be called "Dearly Depawted."
"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685.

"Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous

"Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011

I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14
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Kincaid
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Axtremus
Apr 7 2010, 11:29 AM
RosemaryTwo
Apr 7 2010, 11:26 AM
And what to do with D'Oh is tricky. I will accept suggestions on that one.
Neighbourhood convenience store operator with a foreign accent.
Sounds like a pre-emptive strike to keep yourself from that stereotypical role.

I know everyone can't have a part, but can I get a cameo as the nerdy guy that lives in the basement watching porn all day?
Kincaid - disgusted Republican Partisan since 2006.
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Axtremus
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Kincaid
Apr 7 2010, 03:25 PM
Axtremus
Apr 7 2010, 11:29 AM
RosemaryTwo
Apr 7 2010, 11:26 AM
And what to do with D'Oh is tricky. I will accept suggestions on that one.
Neighbourhood convenience store operator with a foreign accent.
Sounds like a pre-emptive strike to keep yourself from that stereotypical role.
Well, there's still the dry cleaner's operator role and the Chinese/Japanese/Korean restaurant operator role, not to mention the Kungfu/TaeKwanDo/Karate sifu/sensei role who occasionally spouts fortune cookie proverbs.
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John D'Oh
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MAMIL
D'Oh would be a James Bond like character, adding some much needed sophisticatoriness to your feeble American attempts at subtle humour.

I look a lot like that Daniel Craig bloke in my undies, incidentally, although less effeminate.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
I don't even want to consider Daniel Craig in your undies.
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RosemaryTwo
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I think there's no reason we can't hit all the major stereotypes in Dearly Depawted.

Kincaid -- you got it. Dude in the basement with the pron.
"Perhaps the thing to do is just to let stupid run its course." Aqua
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kenny
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Stereotypes?
Did someone say stereotypes? :P
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sue
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there should be a housekeeper/cleaner for the parlour, right? A slightly loony old girl who mutters to herself a lot, always finding something to tsk tsk about? :hat:
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RosemaryTwo
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You're it, Sue.

Kenny, did you have something in mind? Man next door with dogs in costumes is a solid start....
"Perhaps the thing to do is just to let stupid run its course." Aqua
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Free Rider
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Can I be the weirdo who embalms the dead pets? I love a good embalming fluid.

:lol2:

*pant* *pant* *pant* "My dear little doggie...my poor, poor, little pooch....here, let's make you all better..."*pant* *drool*
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RosemaryTwo
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Um. No. :unsure:

You're in charge of the water pitcher.

"Perhaps the thing to do is just to let stupid run its course." Aqua
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John D'Oh
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I could be a great Basil Fawlty.

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What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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kenny
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John D'oh is that the Georgia O-keefe museum?
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Free Rider
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RosemaryTwo
Apr 7 2010, 04:59 PM
Um. No. :unsure:

You're in charge of the water pitcher.

:weeping:
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sue
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John D'Oh
Apr 7 2010, 05:02 PM
I could be a great Basil Fawlty.


:lol2: yeah, but I get to be a Mrs. Doyle! :woot:

:wave: are you back home, or have you found an interwebs connection over there in the land of rain and more rain?
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Klaus
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I think I could be convincing as the German villain.

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"Do you expect me to conduct pet funerals?"
"No, Mr. Dewey, I expect you to die!"
Trifonov Fleisher Klaus Sokolov Zimmerman
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Luke's Dad
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The first episode can center around a possessed exhaust fan. Then we discover that it was really JBryans bird stuck up there.
The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it.
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