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| Mikhailoh | Apr 7 2010, 11:29 AM Post #51 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Keep 'em. I just want a cheap hotel and the yoga hooker. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| RosemaryTwo | Apr 7 2010, 11:30 AM Post #52 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Can't breathe in cheap hotels. I sorta convulse. Won't work. Besides, I think I own the dry cleaning business. |
| "Perhaps the thing to do is just to let stupid run its course." Aqua | |
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| Dewey | Apr 7 2010, 11:34 AM Post #53 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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No, D'Oh isn't any problem at all. Just think of the Jeffersons. Part of the glue that held the whole thing together was Mr. Bentley, the eccentric English neighbor. |
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"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685. "Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous "Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011 I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14 | |
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| brenda | Apr 7 2010, 11:35 AM Post #54 |
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I had more of a 'Cheers' thing in mind for D'Oh. |
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“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.” ~A.A. Milne | |
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| RosemaryTwo | Apr 7 2010, 11:36 AM Post #55 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Thanks, Dewey. You nailed it. Eccentric English neighbor. Perfect. |
| "Perhaps the thing to do is just to let stupid run its course." Aqua | |
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| Mikhailoh | Apr 7 2010, 11:37 AM Post #56 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Convulsions can be fun. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| LWpianistin | Apr 7 2010, 12:16 PM Post #57 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Can I be the crazy cat lady that hurls cats as self-defense? I always liked that character. |
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| Luke's Dad | Apr 7 2010, 12:27 PM Post #58 |
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Emperor Pengin
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No, you're the young college age girl, who along with your friends, films a regular funny internet video every couple of days. |
| The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it. | |
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| Dewey | Apr 7 2010, 03:05 PM Post #59 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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The sitcom could be called "Dearly Depawted." |
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"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685. "Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous "Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011 I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14 | |
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| Kincaid | Apr 7 2010, 03:25 PM Post #60 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Sounds like a pre-emptive strike to keep yourself from that stereotypical role. I know everyone can't have a part, but can I get a cameo as the nerdy guy that lives in the basement watching porn all day? |
| Kincaid - disgusted Republican Partisan since 2006. | |
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| Axtremus | Apr 7 2010, 03:37 PM Post #61 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Well, there's still the dry cleaner's operator role and the Chinese/Japanese/Korean restaurant operator role, not to mention the Kungfu/TaeKwanDo/Karate sifu/sensei role who occasionally spouts fortune cookie proverbs. |
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| John D'Oh | Apr 7 2010, 03:47 PM Post #62 |
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MAMIL
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D'Oh would be a James Bond like character, adding some much needed sophisticatoriness to your feeble American attempts at subtle humour. I look a lot like that Daniel Craig bloke in my undies, incidentally, although less effeminate. |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| Mikhailoh | Apr 7 2010, 04:34 PM Post #63 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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I don't even want to consider Daniel Craig in your undies. |
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| RosemaryTwo | Apr 7 2010, 04:45 PM Post #64 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I think there's no reason we can't hit all the major stereotypes in Dearly Depawted. Kincaid -- you got it. Dude in the basement with the pron. |
| "Perhaps the thing to do is just to let stupid run its course." Aqua | |
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| kenny | Apr 7 2010, 04:50 PM Post #65 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Stereotypes? Did someone say stereotypes?
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| sue | Apr 7 2010, 04:51 PM Post #66 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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there should be a housekeeper/cleaner for the parlour, right? A slightly loony old girl who mutters to herself a lot, always finding something to tsk tsk about?
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| RosemaryTwo | Apr 7 2010, 04:54 PM Post #67 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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You're it, Sue. Kenny, did you have something in mind? Man next door with dogs in costumes is a solid start.... |
| "Perhaps the thing to do is just to let stupid run its course." Aqua | |
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| Free Rider | Apr 7 2010, 04:57 PM Post #68 |
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Fulla-Carp
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Can I be the weirdo who embalms the dead pets? I love a good embalming fluid. *pant* *pant* *pant* "My dear little doggie...my poor, poor, little pooch....here, let's make you all better..."*pant* *drool* |
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| RosemaryTwo | Apr 7 2010, 04:59 PM Post #69 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Um. No. You're in charge of the water pitcher. |
| "Perhaps the thing to do is just to let stupid run its course." Aqua | |
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| John D'Oh | Apr 7 2010, 05:02 PM Post #70 |
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MAMIL
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I could be a great Basil Fawlty.![]() |
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| kenny | Apr 7 2010, 05:06 PM Post #71 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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John D'oh is that the Georgia O-keefe museum? |
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| Free Rider | Apr 7 2010, 05:08 PM Post #72 |
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Fulla-Carp
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| sue | Apr 7 2010, 05:10 PM Post #73 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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yeah, but I get to be a Mrs. Doyle! are you back home, or have you found an interwebs connection over there in the land of rain and more rain?
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| Klaus | Apr 8 2010, 01:36 AM Post #74 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I think I could be convincing as the German villain.![]() "Do you expect me to conduct pet funerals?" "No, Mr. Dewey, I expect you to die!" |
| Trifonov Fleisher Klaus Sokolov Zimmerman | |
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| Luke's Dad | Apr 8 2010, 05:43 AM Post #75 |
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Emperor Pengin
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The first episode can center around a possessed exhaust fan. Then we discover that it was really JBryans bird stuck up there. |
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are you back home, or have you found an interwebs connection over there in the land of rain and more rain?


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