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Topic Started: Mar 15 2010, 09:04 PM (262 Views)
Horace
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HOLY CARP!!!
Gosh i wanted to do a pun thread but I'll be damned if I can find a pornography site on the internet. Usually my google-fu skills are up to the task but they must hide these things pretty well. Where's a person to go to see boobies on the internet?
As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good?
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Red Rice
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Boobies (NSFW)
Civilisation, I vaguely realized then - and subsequent observation has confirmed the view - could not progress that way. It must have a greater guiding principle to survive. To treat it as a carcase off which each man tears as much as he can for himself, is to stand convicted a brute, fit for nothing better than a jungle existence, which is a death-struggle, leading nowhither. I did not believe that was the human destiny, for Man individually was sane and reasonable, only collectively a fool.

I hope the gunner of that Hun two-seater shot him clean, bullet to heart, and that his plane, on fire, fell like a meteor through the sky he loved. Since he had to end, I hope he ended so. But, oh, the waste! The loss!

- Cecil Lewis
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ivorythumper
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
I think you're using the wrong Google terms. Try "D'oh +sheep +saran wrap +chloroform +duct tape +10W-40"
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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sue
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HOLY CARP!!!
Horace
Mar 15 2010, 09:04 PM
Where's a person to go to see boobies on the internet?
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oh come on, someone had to do it.
:lol2: ok, Red Rice beat me to it. I wasn't going to click on that link, being at work and all.
Edited by sue, Mar 16 2010, 10:46 AM.
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Luke's Dad
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ivorythumper
Mar 16 2010, 10:15 AM
I think you're using the wrong Google terms. Try "D'oh +sheep +saran wrap +chloroform +duct tape +10W-40"
Let me google that for you(Thanks Dr. K!)
The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it.
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JBryan
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I am the grey one
Luke's Dad
Mar 16 2010, 11:15 AM
ivorythumper
Mar 16 2010, 10:15 AM
I think you're using the wrong Google terms. Try "D'oh +sheep +saran wrap +chloroform +duct tape +10W-40"
Let me google that for you(Thanks Dr. K!)
This said it could not find any documents but it should have been feeling lucky.
"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne


There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it".


Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

From The Lion in Winter.
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George K
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Finally
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Mar 16 2010, 11:15 AM
ivorythumper
Mar 16 2010, 10:15 AM
I think you're using the wrong Google terms. Try "D'oh +sheep +saran wrap +chloroform +duct tape +10W-40"
Let me google that for you(Thanks Dr. K!)
When I first moved in with Mrs. K, we lived in an apartment that allowed no pets. However, I had a cat (her name was "Chervil"), and we had a question as to how to smuggle the animal into the building. The fact that the building was old and had an elevator operator (her name was "Kizzy") complicated the issue. So, being the creative type, I went to the hospital, and stole a bottle of halothane. We drove up the apartment building, Chervil in hand, and I poured a bunch of it onto a towel. I applied the towel to Chervil's face for about 2 minutes (until she stopped struggling), and we put her into my briefcase.

We walked into the building, briefcase (and sleeping cat) in hand, said hello to Kizzy, and rode up to the 16th floor. We entered the apartment and took Chervil out of the bag (no "cat out of the bag" jokes, please), and waited for her to wake up. In about 10 minutes, she did. She stumbled around for about another 15 minutes - imagine a "drunk" cat - and then she was fine.
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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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Luke's Dad
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I'm calling PETA.
The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it.
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George K
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Finally
Too late: Cat's dead.
A guide to GKSR: Click

"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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Luke's Dad
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That's ok, PETA doesn't need any foolish little thing like "proof"!
The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it.
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ivorythumper
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
George K
Mar 16 2010, 11:39 AM
Too late: Cat's dead.
You're not helping your case.
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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George K
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Finally
ivorythumper
Mar 16 2010, 11:46 AM
George K
Mar 16 2010, 11:39 AM
Too late: Cat's dead.
You're not helping your case.
I think the statute of limitations for felines is seven years.
A guide to GKSR: Click

"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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NAK
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ivorythumper
Mar 16 2010, 11:46 AM
George K
Mar 16 2010, 11:39 AM
Too late: Cat's dead.
You're not helping your case.
What, it's not like the cat peed in it. :confused:
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