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| The Power of the Ivorythumper | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 15 2010, 06:44 PM (287 Views) | |
| ivorythumper | Mar 15 2010, 06:44 PM Post #1 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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I got this email today from distant admirer. MS understands the raw sexual attraction women can only feel for me, and so she is sympathetic to Miss Janine, even if she is remaining possessive of Ivorythumper and does not want me to respond. Still, I am deeply flattered by the attention. Hi How are you? i hope all is well with you, i hope you may not know me, and i don't know who you are, My Name is Miss Janine, i am just broswing now i just saw your Email it seams like some thing touches me all over my body, i started having some feelings in me which i have never experience in me before, so i became interested in you, l will also like to know you the more,and l want you to send an email to my email so l can give you my picture for you to know whom l am. I believe we can move from here! I am waiting for your mail to my email address (Remeber the distance or colour does not matter but love matters alot in life) miss Janine |
| The dogma lives loudly within me. | |
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| apple | Mar 15 2010, 06:46 PM Post #2 |
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one of the angels
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i bet it's as guy in drag |
| it behooves me to behold | |
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| big al | Mar 15 2010, 06:47 PM Post #3 |
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Bull-Carp
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I wondered where she went after I rejected her advances. Big Al |
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Location: Western PA "jesu, der simcha fun der man's farlangen." -bachophile | |
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| Renauda | Mar 15 2010, 06:49 PM Post #4 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Either that or a hamster. |
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| QuantumIvory | Mar 15 2010, 06:57 PM Post #5 |
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Senior Carp
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Sounds more like an e-mail from Chris Mathews to the president. (Not to discount your raw sexual attraction or anything, IT.) |
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"I regard consciousness as fundamental. We cannot get behind consciousness." -Max Planck | |
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| Quagmire | Mar 15 2010, 06:59 PM Post #6 |
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Senior Carp
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I would guess a Nigerian Prince in drag. I would advise making no deposit until verifying assets. |
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| Red Rice | Mar 15 2010, 07:00 PM Post #7 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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It's love. Don't fight it. |
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Civilisation, I vaguely realized then - and subsequent observation has confirmed the view - could not progress that way. It must have a greater guiding principle to survive. To treat it as a carcase off which each man tears as much as he can for himself, is to stand convicted a brute, fit for nothing better than a jungle existence, which is a death-struggle, leading nowhither. I did not believe that was the human destiny, for Man individually was sane and reasonable, only collectively a fool. I hope the gunner of that Hun two-seater shot him clean, bullet to heart, and that his plane, on fire, fell like a meteor through the sky he loved. Since he had to end, I hope he ended so. But, oh, the waste! The loss! - Cecil Lewis | |
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| musicasacra | Mar 15 2010, 07:03 PM Post #8 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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The English grammar is pretty crappy for a .co.uk address. |
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| John D'Oh | Mar 15 2010, 07:08 PM Post #9 |
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MAMIL
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You're right. You normally only get that type of gibberish from Comcast subscribers. |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| Big John | Mar 15 2010, 07:10 PM Post #10 |
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Senior Carp
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it's probably MS testing you. |
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| Aqua Letifer | Mar 15 2010, 07:15 PM Post #11 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Dear Miss Janine, From the description of your symptoms and apparent loss of cognitive faculties, I would say that the sensation you experienced was a stroke. You should consult your doctor immediately and then perhaps start taking a daily aspirin to lower your blood pressure. This sould help you for experience the feeling. Yours indifferently, IT |
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| ivorythumper | Mar 15 2010, 08:24 PM Post #12 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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I'd be cautious about indicating any concern for her health. She might take it as a sign of interest.
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| JBryan | Mar 16 2010, 03:13 AM Post #13 |
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I am the grey one
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Perhaps "broswing" means having a stroke. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| Mikhailoh | Mar 16 2010, 04:13 AM Post #14 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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I believe I would avoid any mention of the word 'stroke'. A hot young thing like that could just go crazy. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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I'd be cautious about indicating any concern for her health. She might take it as a sign of interest.


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