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363 Reasons John D'Oh will never be Pope; (inspired by Jon-NYC)
Topic Started: Mar 14 2010, 04:19 PM (942 Views)
John D'Oh
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blondie
Mar 15 2010, 01:18 PM
#29. He'd blab.
I would not blab, I'd sell, thereby solving all financial problems for the Church for the foreseeable future. If I got to do Berlosconi's confessionals I'd probably be able to solve Italy's as well.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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Big John
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#___ He's got a soul. He would be a bad fit.





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John D'Oh
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Nuff said.
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sue
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# 34 (or whatever we're at). I fear he'd be tempted (and would succumb to said temptation) to exchange his funny white hat for his lovely white undies. and people would giggle.
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sue
Mar 15 2010, 02:33 PM
# 34 (or whatever we're at). I fear he'd be tempted (and would succumb to said temptation) to exchange his funny white hat for his lovely white undies. and people would giggle.
Not with the Uruk-Hai breathing down their necks they wouldn't.

Nobody expects the Uruk Hai!
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George K
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#35: He's from England. Who ever heard of an English Pope?
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Mikhailoh
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jon-nyc
Mar 15 2010, 07:32 AM
#25 The church would then finally have to admit that everyone wanks.
Maybe not everyone, but certainly the pope.
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George K
Mar 15 2010, 03:18 PM
#35: He's from England. Who ever heard of an English Pope?
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George K
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Mikhailoh
Mar 15 2010, 03:23 PM
George K
Mar 15 2010, 03:18 PM
#35: He's from England. Who ever heard of an English Pope?
pwp3d.

http://s10.zetaboards.com/The_New_Coffee_Room/single/?p=8506810&t=7239220
http://s10.zetaboards.com/The_New_Coffee_Room/single/?p=8507925&t=7239484
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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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blondie
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Question for John:
Hash Wednesdays, Fish & Chip Fridays, Whore Thursdays [gets wives out of cooking supper] .. Are these a go again, or just during Lent?
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blondie
Mar 15 2010, 03:34 PM
Question for John:
Hash Wednesdays, Fish & Chip Fridays, Whore Thursdays [gets wives out of cooking supper] .. Are these a go again, or just during Lent?
:lol2: :lol2:
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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George K
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#36: He knows who Terry Bradshaw is.
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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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Mikhailoh
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George K
Mar 15 2010, 03:30 PM
Mikhailoh
Mar 15 2010, 03:23 PM
George K
Mar 15 2010, 03:18 PM
#35: He's from England. Who ever heard of an English Pope?
pwp3d.

http://s10.zetaboards.com/The_New_Coffee_Room/single/?p=8506810&t=7239220
http://s10.zetaboards.com/The_New_Coffee_Room/single/?p=8507925&t=7239484
Well, just double-f***. Catholic guilt, and I'm not even Catholic.
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Piano*Dad
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#37: He's really happily Jewish. Either that or a Druid.
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George K
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George K
Mar 14 2010, 04:46 PM
#7: Sheep. muff 'nuff said.
I know, but in my, not so humble opinion, this deserves two:

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OK, if you need a legitimate reason:

#38: He's already cornered the market on funny hats. TwoFer is not allowed.
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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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OperaTenor
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[slightly off topic] Pope D'oh, would you like to hear your first confession? [/slightly off topic]


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Renauda
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HOLY CARP!!!
Pope D'Oh the Jocular.

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Klaus
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HOLY CARP!!!
OperaTenor
Mar 15 2010, 06:09 PM
[slightly off topic] Pope D'oh, would you like to hear your first confession? [/slightly off topic]
If John D'Oh is not interested tell it to me :angel:
Trifonov Fleisher Klaus Sokolov Zimmerman
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Piano*Dad
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... but then you might have to turn him in! :devilgrin:
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You could only turn me in if there are cultural awareness police...


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