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| 363 Reasons John D'Oh will never be Pope; (inspired by Jon-NYC) | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 14 2010, 04:19 PM (942 Views) | |
| John D'Oh | Mar 15 2010, 02:18 PM Post #51 |
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MAMIL
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I would not blab, I'd sell, thereby solving all financial problems for the Church for the foreseeable future. If I got to do Berlosconi's confessionals I'd probably be able to solve Italy's as well. |
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| Big John | Mar 15 2010, 02:23 PM Post #52 |
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Senior Carp
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#___ He's got a soul. He would be a bad fit. |
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| John D'Oh | Mar 15 2010, 02:29 PM Post #53 |
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MAMIL
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| sue | Mar 15 2010, 02:33 PM Post #54 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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# 34 (or whatever we're at). I fear he'd be tempted (and would succumb to said temptation) to exchange his funny white hat for his lovely white undies. and people would giggle. |
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| John D'Oh | Mar 15 2010, 02:34 PM Post #55 |
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MAMIL
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Not with the Uruk-Hai breathing down their necks they wouldn't. Nobody expects the Uruk Hai! |
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| George K | Mar 15 2010, 03:18 PM Post #56 |
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#35: He's from England. Who ever heard of an English Pope? |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Mikhailoh | Mar 15 2010, 03:21 PM Post #57 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Maybe not everyone, but certainly the pope. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Mikhailoh | Mar 15 2010, 03:23 PM Post #58 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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pwp3d. http://s10.zetaboards.com/The_New_Coffee_Room/single/?p=8506810&t=7239220 |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| George K | Mar 15 2010, 03:30 PM Post #59 |
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http://s10.zetaboards.com/The_New_Coffee_Room/single/?p=8507925&t=7239484 |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| blondie | Mar 15 2010, 03:34 PM Post #60 |
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Bull-Carp
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Question for John: Hash Wednesdays, Fish & Chip Fridays, Whore Thursdays [gets wives out of cooking supper] .. Are these a go again, or just during Lent? |
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| ivorythumper | Mar 15 2010, 03:39 PM Post #61 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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| George K | Mar 15 2010, 04:36 PM Post #62 |
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#36: He knows who Terry Bradshaw is. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Mikhailoh | Mar 15 2010, 05:06 PM Post #63 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Well, just double-f***. Catholic guilt, and I'm not even Catholic. |
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| Piano*Dad | Mar 15 2010, 05:52 PM Post #64 |
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Bull-Carp
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#37: He's really happily Jewish. Either that or a Druid. |
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| George K | Mar 15 2010, 05:58 PM Post #65 |
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I know, but in my, not so humble opinion, this deserves two: ![]() OK, if you need a legitimate reason: #38: He's already cornered the market on funny hats. TwoFer is not allowed. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| OperaTenor | Mar 15 2010, 06:09 PM Post #66 |
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Pisa-Carp
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[slightly off topic] Pope D'oh, would you like to hear your first confession? [/slightly off topic] |
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| Renauda | Mar 15 2010, 06:52 PM Post #67 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Pope D'Oh the Jocular. |
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| Klaus | Mar 16 2010, 01:07 AM Post #68 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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If John D'Oh is not interested tell it to me
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| Trifonov Fleisher Klaus Sokolov Zimmerman | |
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| Piano*Dad | Mar 16 2010, 02:48 AM Post #69 |
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Bull-Carp
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... but then you might have to turn him in!
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| OperaTenor | Mar 16 2010, 05:28 AM Post #70 |
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Pisa-Carp
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You could only turn me in if there are cultural awareness police... |
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