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363 Reasons John D'Oh will never be Pope; (inspired by Jon-NYC)
Topic Started: Mar 14 2010, 04:19 PM (943 Views)
George K
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Edited by George K, Mar 14 2010, 04:47 PM.
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I'll sit out a few rounds, since I already came up with reason 364.
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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George K
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jon-nyc
Mar 14 2010, 04:20 PM
I'll sit out a few rounds, since I already came up with reason 364.
What do you think inspired me? :lol2:
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Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
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QuirtEvans
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Reason #1: Most Popes don't actually admit to having children.
It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010.
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George K
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Reason #2: He plays the saxophone. That, by itself, should be grounds for excommunication.
:leaving:
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- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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Dewey
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He wouldn't look good in that funny hat the pope has to wear.
"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685.

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#3 Hell has not yet frozen over. Until that time an English pope is pretty damn unlikely.
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Dewey
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Oops, sorry. Make mine reason #4...
"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685.

"Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous

"Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011

I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14
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#5: He'd drink all the wine in the chalices, and fall down onto the stairs leading to the altar.

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(someone had to...)
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- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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Dewey
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#6 He'd create a scandal by serving the Eucharist with spinach dip.
"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685.

"Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous

"Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011

I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14
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#7: Sheep. muff 'nuff said.
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#8 The Catholic Church has no First Popess position for Jane.
It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010.
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#9: He hangs around with the likes of Quirt me.
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Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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#10 - The Vatican doesn't trust anyone from Boston. Bad memories, you know.
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#11: Er, he's not a Catholic?
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Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

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Dewey
Mar 14 2010, 04:45 PM
#6 He'd create a scandal by serving the Eucharist with spinach dip.
:lol2:
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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#12 [I just can't say it]

It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010.
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#13: Jane won't let him.
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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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#14 He would never want IT hanging his picture in his parlor.
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Dewey
Mar 14 2010, 04:45 PM
#6 He'd create a scandal by serving the Eucharist with spinach dip.
Winner. No need to go further.
The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it.
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#15: It's simple, really.
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HOLY CARP!!!
#16: It would be frowned upon for the pope to have pencils stuck in his nose during..well, anything.
And how are you today?
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#17 Who in their right mind would make D'Oh shepherd over the flock?
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Mar 14 2010, 05:19 PM
Dewey
Mar 14 2010, 04:45 PM
#6 He'd create a scandal by serving the Eucharist with spinach dip.
Winner. No need to go further.
(The really ironic thing is that I actually *do* bake batches of our Communion bread and eat it with spinach dip. It's great with garlic butter, too.)

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"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685.

"Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous

"Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011

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#18 Because his daughter will be Prime Minister of something, and we have to preserve the separation of church and state.
It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010.
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