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| 363 Reasons John D'Oh will never be Pope; (inspired by Jon-NYC) | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 14 2010, 04:19 PM (941 Views) | |
| George K | Mar 14 2010, 04:19 PM Post #1 |
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Go! 1 - ..... Edited by George K, Mar 14 2010, 04:47 PM.
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| jon-nyc | Mar 14 2010, 04:20 PM Post #2 |
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Cheers
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I'll sit out a few rounds, since I already came up with reason 364. |
| In my defense, I was left unsupervised. | |
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| George K | Mar 14 2010, 04:22 PM Post #3 |
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What do you think inspired me?
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| QuirtEvans | Mar 14 2010, 04:36 PM Post #4 |
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I Owe It All To John D'Oh
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Reason #1: Most Popes don't actually admit to having children. |
| It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010. | |
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| George K | Mar 14 2010, 04:39 PM Post #5 |
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Reason #2: He plays the saxophone. That, by itself, should be grounds for excommunication. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Dewey | Mar 14 2010, 04:40 PM Post #6 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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He wouldn't look good in that funny hat the pope has to wear. |
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"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685. "Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous "Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011 I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14 | |
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| Mikhailoh | Mar 14 2010, 04:41 PM Post #7 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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#3 Hell has not yet frozen over. Until that time an English pope is pretty damn unlikely. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Dewey | Mar 14 2010, 04:43 PM Post #8 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Oops, sorry. Make mine reason #4... |
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"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685. "Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous "Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011 I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14 | |
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| George K | Mar 14 2010, 04:44 PM Post #9 |
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#5: He'd drink all the wine in the chalices, and fall down onto the stairs leading to the altar.![]() (someone had to...) |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Dewey | Mar 14 2010, 04:45 PM Post #10 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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#6 He'd create a scandal by serving the Eucharist with spinach dip. |
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"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685. "Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous "Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011 I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14 | |
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| George K | Mar 14 2010, 04:46 PM Post #11 |
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#7: Sheep. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| QuirtEvans | Mar 14 2010, 04:47 PM Post #12 |
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I Owe It All To John D'Oh
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#8 The Catholic Church has no First Popess position for Jane. |
| It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010. | |
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| George K | Mar 14 2010, 04:57 PM Post #13 |
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#9: He hangs around with the likes of |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Mikhailoh | Mar 14 2010, 05:05 PM Post #14 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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#10 - The Vatican doesn't trust anyone from Boston. Bad memories, you know. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| George K | Mar 14 2010, 05:05 PM Post #15 |
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#11: Er, he's not a Catholic? |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| jon-nyc | Mar 14 2010, 05:09 PM Post #16 |
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Cheers
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| QuirtEvans | Mar 14 2010, 05:13 PM Post #17 |
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I Owe It All To John D'Oh
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#12 [I just can't say it] |
| It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010. | |
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| George K | Mar 14 2010, 05:14 PM Post #18 |
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#13: Jane won't let him. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| jon-nyc | Mar 14 2010, 05:18 PM Post #19 |
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Cheers
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#14 He would never want IT hanging his picture in his parlor. |
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| Luke's Dad | Mar 14 2010, 05:19 PM Post #20 |
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Emperor Pengin
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Winner. No need to go further. |
| The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it. | |
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| Occam | Mar 14 2010, 05:36 PM Post #21 |
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Newbie
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#15: It's simple, really. |
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| LWpianistin | Mar 14 2010, 05:52 PM Post #22 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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#16: It would be frowned upon for the pope to have pencils stuck in his nose during..well, anything. |
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| Mikhailoh | Mar 14 2010, 05:54 PM Post #23 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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#17 Who in their right mind would make D'Oh shepherd over the flock? |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Dewey | Mar 14 2010, 05:58 PM Post #24 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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(The really ironic thing is that I actually *do* bake batches of our Communion bread and eat it with spinach dip. It's great with garlic butter, too.)
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"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685. "Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous "Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011 I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14 | |
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| QuirtEvans | Mar 14 2010, 05:59 PM Post #25 |
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I Owe It All To John D'Oh
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#18 Because his daughter will be Prime Minister of something, and we have to preserve the separation of church and state. |
| It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010. | |
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