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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 7 2010, 02:28 PM (141 Views) | |
| Horace | Mar 7 2010, 02:28 PM Post #1 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Whenever I see a ring-shaped object of approximately 3 inches in diameter, I presume it is a donut and immediately eat it. Now, I know what you'r thinking: but what if it's a car part, like a gasket, or maybe a dog's chew toy? Look, I've weighed the risks. I know what I'm getting into every time. And I just can't take the chance that the precious time I take determining whether the object is, indeed, a tasty pastry, will let someone else barge in there and eat it before me. Not on my watch they won't. |
| As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good? | |
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| sue | Mar 7 2010, 02:36 PM Post #2 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Presumably if you made it a policy to stick with glazed doughnuts, you know, ones with sugar on top, you'd be ok more often than not. |
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| Quagmire | Mar 7 2010, 02:46 PM Post #3 |
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Senior Carp
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But that donut has already donated its hole to the cause. Someone got to enjoy a Dunkin Munchkin due to the donut's altruism. You think just because you're more important than the donut and have money that you can harvest the parts that he didnt selflessly donate already? What could be crueller? |
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| apple | Mar 7 2010, 02:48 PM Post #4 |
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one of the angels
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a cruller? |
| it behooves me to behold | |
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| Quagmire | Mar 7 2010, 02:50 PM Post #5 |
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Senior Carp
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so much for subtlety.
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| ivorythumper | Mar 7 2010, 03:34 PM Post #6 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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Ich bin ein Berliner. |
| The dogma lives loudly within me. | |
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| jon-nyc | Mar 7 2010, 05:59 PM Post #7 |
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Cheers
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I don't know, he could end up eating some post-coital IUD. (damn, did I just hit 'submit'?) |
| In my defense, I was left unsupervised. | |
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| George K | Mar 7 2010, 06:00 PM Post #8 |
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Finally
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No. You probably hit 'add reply.'
Edited by George K, Mar 7 2010, 06:01 PM.
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| apple | Mar 7 2010, 07:41 PM Post #9 |
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one of the angels
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o it was subtle just wanted everyone to know |
| it behooves me to behold | |
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