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God Weighs In on the Health Care Debate; which side is always claiming God is on their side?
Topic Started: Mar 6 2010, 08:29 AM (529 Views)
CHAS
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Copper
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God doesn't use polka dots or vulgar language.

What an uninformed cartoon!
The Confederate soldier was peculiar in that he was ever ready to fight, but never ready to submit to the routine duty and discipline of the camp or the march. The soldiers were determined to be soldiers after their own notions, and do their duty, for the love of it, as they thought best. Carlton McCarthy
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QuirtEvans
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I'm sure you'd know.

Or not.
It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010.
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Mikhailoh
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QuirtEvans
Mar 6 2010, 08:44 AM
I'm sure you'd know.

Or not.

Good point, yours might.
The Confederate soldier was peculiar in that he was ever ready to fight, but never ready to submit to the routine duty and discipline of the camp or the march. The soldiers were determined to be soldiers after their own notions, and do their duty, for the love of it, as they thought best. Carlton McCarthy
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My God has an English accent, and not one of those poncey Southern ones. My God talks a lot like Sean Bean. He also says 'sh!t' a lot - particularly when watching American TV.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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JBryan
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My God wouldn't say sh!t if he had a mouthful. He does say blimey a lot so maybe my God is the same as D'oh's but just a lot more respectful to me.
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Dewey
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which side is always claiming God is on their side?


Both of them, and in equal measure. But most folks have an odd visual impairment that allows them to only notice when someone else is doing it.
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Mikhailoh
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I can't recall anyone of any note saying God was 'on their side'. Just another drop in a deluge of mischaracterization.
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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kenny
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God created death.

So much for God caring about health.
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blondie
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I like the cartoon btw.
My God uses a Mac.
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Copper
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blondie
Mar 6 2010, 12:03 PM
I like the cartoon btw.
My God uses a Mac.

That is obviously an iPad.
The Confederate soldier was peculiar in that he was ever ready to fight, but never ready to submit to the routine duty and discipline of the camp or the march. The soldiers were determined to be soldiers after their own notions, and do their duty, for the love of it, as they thought best. Carlton McCarthy
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blondie
Mar 6 2010, 12:03 PM
My God uses a Mac.
My God wears a dirty brown overcoat.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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kenny
Mar 6 2010, 11:48 AM
God created death.

So much for God caring about health.
Kenny,

For goodness sakes, how can you say such a thing?
How you durrin?
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
Ignorance and biased perspective, of course.
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kenny
HOLY CARP!!!
Beacon Chris
Mar 6 2010, 06:43 PM
kenny
Mar 6 2010, 11:48 AM
God created death.

So much for God caring about health.
Kenny,

For goodness sakes, how can you say such a thing?
Hey AL, here's a great chance to take a crap on me.

Go for it, buddy.
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Beacon Chris
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kenny
Mar 6 2010, 06:52 PM
Beacon Chris
Mar 6 2010, 06:43 PM
kenny
Mar 6 2010, 11:48 AM
God created death.

So much for God caring about health.
Kenny,

For goodness sakes, how can you say such a thing?
Hey AL, here's a great chance to take a crap on me.

Go for it, buddy.
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How you durrin?
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
I've heard of that. Pretty gross. :lol:
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Quagmire
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Mikhailoh
Mar 6 2010, 07:49 PM
I've heard of that. Pretty gross. :lol:
Different is good. If different didnt matter, we'd only need one girl one cup. (My god!)
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Aqua Letifer
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ZOOOOOM!
kenny
Mar 6 2010, 06:52 PM
Hey AL, here's a great chance to take a crap on me.

Go for it, buddy.


EDIT

Meh, not worth it.
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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