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| God Weighs In on the Health Care Debate; which side is always claiming God is on their side? | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 6 2010, 08:29 AM (529 Views) | |
| CHAS | Mar 6 2010, 08:29 AM Post #1 |
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Middle Aged Carp
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| "You want to be Nice, or you want to be Effective? Make the law or be subject to it?"-Roy Cohn | |
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| Copper | Mar 6 2010, 08:33 AM Post #2 |
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Shortstop
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God doesn't use polka dots or vulgar language. What an uninformed cartoon! |
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The Confederate soldier was peculiar in that he was ever ready to fight, but never ready to submit to the routine duty and discipline of the camp or the march. The soldiers were determined to be soldiers after their own notions, and do their duty, for the love of it, as they thought best. Carlton McCarthy | |
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| QuirtEvans | Mar 6 2010, 08:44 AM Post #3 |
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I Owe It All To John D'Oh
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I'm sure you'd know. Or not. |
| It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010. | |
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| Mikhailoh | Mar 6 2010, 08:49 AM Post #4 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Copper | Mar 6 2010, 09:22 AM Post #5 |
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Shortstop
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Good point, yours might. |
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The Confederate soldier was peculiar in that he was ever ready to fight, but never ready to submit to the routine duty and discipline of the camp or the march. The soldiers were determined to be soldiers after their own notions, and do their duty, for the love of it, as they thought best. Carlton McCarthy | |
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| John D'Oh | Mar 6 2010, 10:24 AM Post #6 |
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MAMIL
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My God has an English accent, and not one of those poncey Southern ones. My God talks a lot like Sean Bean. He also says 'sh!t' a lot - particularly when watching American TV. |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| JBryan | Mar 6 2010, 10:30 AM Post #7 |
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I am the grey one
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My God wouldn't say sh!t if he had a mouthful. He does say blimey a lot so maybe my God is the same as D'oh's but just a lot more respectful to me. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| Dewey | Mar 6 2010, 11:36 AM Post #8 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Both of them, and in equal measure. But most folks have an odd visual impairment that allows them to only notice when someone else is doing it. |
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"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685. "Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous "Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011 I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14 | |
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| Mikhailoh | Mar 6 2010, 11:46 AM Post #9 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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I can't recall anyone of any note saying God was 'on their side'. Just another drop in a deluge of mischaracterization. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| kenny | Mar 6 2010, 11:48 AM Post #10 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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God created death. So much for God caring about health. |
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| blondie | Mar 6 2010, 12:03 PM Post #11 |
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Bull-Carp
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I like the cartoon btw. My God uses a Mac. |
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| Copper | Mar 6 2010, 12:13 PM Post #12 |
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Shortstop
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That is obviously an iPad. |
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The Confederate soldier was peculiar in that he was ever ready to fight, but never ready to submit to the routine duty and discipline of the camp or the march. The soldiers were determined to be soldiers after their own notions, and do their duty, for the love of it, as they thought best. Carlton McCarthy | |
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| John D'Oh | Mar 6 2010, 01:16 PM Post #13 |
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MAMIL
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My God wears a dirty brown overcoat. |
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| Beacon Chris | Mar 6 2010, 06:43 PM Post #14 |
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Junior Carp
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Kenny, For goodness sakes, how can you say such a thing? |
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| Mikhailoh | Mar 6 2010, 06:46 PM Post #15 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Ignorance and biased perspective, of course. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| kenny | Mar 6 2010, 06:52 PM Post #16 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Hey AL, here's a great chance to take a crap on me. Go for it, buddy. |
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| Beacon Chris | Mar 6 2010, 06:54 PM Post #17 |
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Junior Carp
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???? |
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| Mikhailoh | Mar 6 2010, 07:49 PM Post #18 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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I've heard of that. Pretty gross.
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Quagmire | Mar 6 2010, 08:42 PM Post #19 |
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Senior Carp
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Different is good. If different didnt matter, we'd only need one girl one cup. (My god!) |
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| Aqua Letifer | Mar 6 2010, 09:41 PM Post #20 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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EDIT Meh, not worth it. |
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