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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 8 2010, 11:26 AM (290 Views) | |
| Frank_W | Feb 8 2010, 11:26 AM Post #1 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport. Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger. He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, "Let's go!" The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off. Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, "Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides." "Why?" asked the pilot. "Because I'm a photographer for CNN", he responded, "and I need to get some close up shots." The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, then finally stammered, "So, what you're telling me, is . . . You're NOT my flight instructor?!" |
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| sue | Feb 8 2010, 11:46 AM Post #2 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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good advice, there. |
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| brenda | Feb 8 2010, 12:21 PM Post #3 |
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Where's Copper? |
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“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.” ~A.A. Milne | |
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| ivorythumper | Feb 8 2010, 12:22 PM Post #4 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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| The dogma lives loudly within me. | |
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| Frank_W | Feb 8 2010, 12:23 PM Post #5 |
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That's who I had in mind, when I posted it.
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Phlebas | Feb 8 2010, 12:27 PM Post #6 |
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Bull-Carp
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Random FML: Today, I was fired by my boss in front of my coworkers. It would have been nice if I could have left the building before they started celebrating. FML The founding of the bulk of the world's nation states post 1914 is based on self-defined nationalisms. The bulk of those national movements involve territory that was ethnically mixed. The foundation of many of those nation states involved population movements in the aftermath. When the only one that is repeatedly held up as unjust and unjustifiable is the Zionist project, the term anti-semitism may very well be appropriate. - P*D | |
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| Copper | Jul 18 2010, 11:05 AM Post #7 |
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Shortstop
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Right here. Finally caught up. |
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The Confederate soldier was peculiar in that he was ever ready to fight, but never ready to submit to the routine duty and discipline of the camp or the march. The soldiers were determined to be soldiers after their own notions, and do their duty, for the love of it, as they thought best. Carlton McCarthy | |
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| apple | Jul 18 2010, 01:02 PM Post #8 |
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one of the angels
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for once, your dredging up of old threads makes sense. |
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| Kincaid | Jul 18 2010, 04:26 PM Post #9 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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And for once I didn't assume that another beloved former member had returned. |
| Kincaid - disgusted Republican Partisan since 2006. | |
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