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| An emotional dichotomy | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 2 2010, 06:39 AM (709 Views) | |
| plays88keys | Feb 2 2010, 06:39 AM Post #1 |
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Pisa-Carp
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A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology that was explaining the phenomenon of mixed emotions. The husband turned to his wife and said, "Honey, that's a bunch of crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time. She thought about it for a moment, then said: "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest penis." |
| You can never get enough of what you don't need to make you happy. | |
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| JBryan | Feb 2 2010, 06:42 AM Post #2 |
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I am the grey one
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| Frank_W | Feb 2 2010, 07:37 AM Post #3 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| kenny | Feb 2 2010, 08:15 AM Post #4 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Hahaha. |
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| Mikhailoh | Feb 2 2010, 08:40 AM Post #5 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Good answer! |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| sue | Feb 2 2010, 08:45 AM Post #6 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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that's great
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| kenny | Feb 2 2010, 08:54 AM Post #7 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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How did Improv respond?
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| Improviso | Feb 2 2010, 08:57 AM Post #8 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I had mixed emotions Kenny. But you gotta' love a woman who will type out penis on a public internet forum.
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Identifying narcissists isn't difficult. Just look for the person who is constantly fishing for compliments and admiration while breaking down over even the slightest bit of criticism. We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences. | |
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| kenny | Feb 2 2010, 09:13 AM Post #9 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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...and you gotta' love a man with a good sense of humor. Thanks for not punching my lights out.
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| Mikhailoh | Feb 2 2010, 09:15 AM Post #10 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Wait 'til the next piano party. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| kathyk | Feb 2 2010, 09:16 AM Post #11 |
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Pisa-Carp
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I know. And she had so many choices: Johnson, dick, weener, peepee, pecker . . . Good one Plays.
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| Blogging in Palestine: http://kksjournal.com/ | |
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| kenny | Feb 2 2010, 09:18 AM Post #12 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Turn your volume up. Possibly NSFW if you can get fired for laughing. "Weapon of @ss destruction"
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