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The joys of dog ownership
Topic Started: Feb 1 2010, 08:29 PM (271 Views)
George K
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So, Sidney, the macaw, is sitting next to me on his barstool. About a minute ago, he...well, there's not a delicate way to put this...crapped on the floor.

Big
Green
Slimy
Birdpoop.

I was planning on cleaning it up with a paper towel, but got distracted by a private message ( :wave: ). As I got up to get a paper towel, the poop on the floor was gone.

Good Dog!
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George K
Feb 1 2010, 08:29 PM
So, Sidney, the macaw, is sitting next to me on his barstool. About a minute ago, he...well, there's not a delicate way to put this...crapped on the floor.

Big
Green
Slimy
Birdpoop.

I was planning on cleaning it up with a paper towel, but got distracted by a private message ( :wave: ). As I got up to get a paper towel, the poop on the floor was gone.

Good Dog!
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Recycling?
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T3h B34r
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Hrmmm? What is this 'dog ownership,' that you speak of? You don't see ME picking up YOUR poop, do you? :angry:

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Bernard
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OMG. Maybe it tastes great to dogs, who knows? Eww.

But I'm curious about the Macaw that sits on a barstool... hm... was he enjoying a lovely, smooth, ethereal libation?
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kenny
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Yum Yum, a delicacy! :woot:

Actually Kizzy and Yaya LOVE cat poop but won't touch Puppy poopy. :shrug:
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Did he eat it, or roll around in it?
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:lol2: :lol2:

Oh, my gosh, I can so relate!

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Jane D'Oh
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I was woken up in the middle of the night by the sounds of the cat vomiting a couple of days (nights) ago. Then I hear a slurping sound and in the morning no evidence.

It really grosses me out.
Pfft.
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Jane D'Oh
Feb 2 2010, 06:19 AM
I was woken up in the middle of the night by the sounds of the cat vomiting a couple of days (nights) ago. Then I hear a slurping sound and in the morning no evidence.

It really grosses me out.
Was John as hungry as usual that morning for breakfast? :hat:
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kenny
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Having a dog is sounding better.
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kenny
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Yeah I never have to clean Puppy's cage.
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Kenny, classin' up the place again. That's f'cking disgusting.
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kenny
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Frank_W
Feb 2 2010, 10:14 AM
Kenny, classin' up the place again.
Sorry for ruining such a classy thread.
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Frank_W
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I'm not saying that, but you always seem to strive for the most disgusting and offensive topics and images. This time, you've well succeeded. Whatever...
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
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