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| The joys of dog ownership | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Feb 1 2010, 08:29 PM (271 Views) | |
| George K | Feb 1 2010, 08:29 PM Post #1 |
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So, Sidney, the macaw, is sitting next to me on his barstool. About a minute ago, he...well, there's not a delicate way to put this...crapped on the floor. Big Green Slimy Birdpoop. I was planning on cleaning it up with a paper towel, but got distracted by a private message ( ). As I got up to get a paper towel, the poop on the floor was gone.Good Dog! |
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| brenda | Feb 1 2010, 08:35 PM Post #2 |
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ACH! Ewwwwww
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“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.” ~A.A. Milne | |
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| brenda | Feb 1 2010, 08:35 PM Post #3 |
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Recycling? |
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“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.” ~A.A. Milne | |
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| T3h B34r | Feb 1 2010, 08:44 PM Post #4 |
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Junior Carp
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Hrmmm? What is this 'dog ownership,' that you speak of? You don't see ME picking up YOUR poop, do you? Whuff! |
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O hai. I can haz big dinnerz? If you can't eat it or screw it, piss on it and walk away. (and leave big p00pz!) The Great Pyrenees | |
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| ivorythumper | Feb 1 2010, 08:46 PM Post #5 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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Remember that next time he goes to lick your face. |
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| Bernard | Feb 1 2010, 08:47 PM Post #6 |
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Senior Carp
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OMG. Maybe it tastes great to dogs, who knows? Eww. But I'm curious about the Macaw that sits on a barstool... hm... was he enjoying a lovely, smooth, ethereal libation? |
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| kenny | Feb 1 2010, 11:37 PM Post #7 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Yum Yum, a delicacy! Actually Kizzy and Yaya LOVE cat poop but won't touch Puppy poopy.
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| Phlebas | Feb 2 2010, 03:34 AM Post #8 |
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Bull-Carp
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Did he eat it, or roll around in it? |
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| PattyP | Feb 2 2010, 06:17 AM Post #9 |
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Senior Carp
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Oh, my gosh, I can so relate! |
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| Jane D'Oh | Feb 2 2010, 06:19 AM Post #10 |
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I was woken up in the middle of the night by the sounds of the cat vomiting a couple of days (nights) ago. Then I hear a slurping sound and in the morning no evidence. It really grosses me out. |
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| brenda | Feb 2 2010, 07:09 AM Post #11 |
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Was John as hungry as usual that morning for breakfast?
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| kenny | Feb 2 2010, 08:21 AM Post #12 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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| JBryan | Feb 2 2010, 08:23 AM Post #13 |
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I am the grey one
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Having a dog is sounding better. |
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| kenny | Feb 2 2010, 08:25 AM Post #14 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Yeah I never have to clean Puppy's cage. |
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| Frank_W | Feb 2 2010, 10:14 AM Post #15 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Kenny, classin' up the place again. That's f'cking disgusting. |
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| kenny | Feb 2 2010, 10:23 AM Post #16 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Sorry for ruining such a classy thread. |
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| Frank_W | Feb 2 2010, 10:46 AM Post #17 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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I'm not saying that, but you always seem to strive for the most disgusting and offensive topics and images. This time, you've well succeeded. Whatever... |
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| kenny | Feb 2 2010, 10:53 AM Post #18 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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). As I got up to get a paper towel, the poop on the floor was gone.




Ewwwwww





4:58 PM Jul 10