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| Larry | Jan 31 2010, 04:44 PM Post #1 |
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A single Chinese guy owns a Chinese restaurant. One day a beautiful Chinese woman walks in. He immediately walks over and asks her out on a date. She agrees. They go out for a while, and soon, the man proposes to her. She says "Yes, but before we do, there's something you must know. I have never had the sex, but I've read about it." He says that it's not a problem, and they are married. On their honeymoon, the man tells his wife that since she's a virgin, she can choose what they do first. She says "Oh, most honorable husband. I am honored to be your wife, even though I have never had the sex, but I've read about it. So, I have chosen to have the 69. The husband looks confused, and after thinking about it, he says "You want.. the beef and broccori?" |
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| Larry | Jan 31 2010, 04:52 PM Post #2 |
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What do you call a gay injun? One brave sucker!.... |
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| Larry | Feb 1 2010, 09:36 AM Post #3 |
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Irish flight tower conversation: As they approached Dublin number 1 runway, the tower heard: PILOT - Bejeesus will ya look how fookin shart dat runway is? CO-PILOT - Yer nat fookin kiddin, Paddy PILOT - Dis is ganna be one a de trickiest landings ever, Shamus! CO-PILOT - Yer nat fookin kiddin, Paddy !! PILOT - Right, Shamus, when I say 'go' put de engine in reverse!! CO-PILOT - Royt, I'll do dat !! PILOT - An den ya put de flaps down!! CO-PILOT - Royt, I'll do dat, too !! PILOT - An den stamp an de brakes as hard as yer can an pray ta de Holy Mudder a Gad !!! CO-PILOT - I'm prayin already, but I'll hit de brakes as hard as I can. So, as the wheels hit the ground, Shamus put the engines in reverse, puts the flaps down, stamped on the brakes and continued to pray to the Holy Mother with all his soul. The brakes screeched, the tiress squealed,and there was smoke everywhere but, to the relief of all the passengers and; not least of all, Paddy and Shamus, the aircraft came to a stop a few feet from the end of the runway!!! As Paddy and Shamus sat in the cockpit regaining some composure, Paddy looked out of the window and said to Shamus, "Dat has gat ta be de shartist fookin runway in de world!" Shamus replied, "Yes, but da ya see how fookin wide it is"? |
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| Mikhailoh | Feb 1 2010, 09:47 AM Post #4 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| George K | Feb 1 2010, 09:48 AM Post #5 |
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Finally
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I've never seen anyone write with an Irish accent. Perfect. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Larry | Feb 1 2010, 10:04 AM Post #6 |
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LOLMuslims.....
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| Larry | Feb 1 2010, 10:19 AM Post #7 |
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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman? A. One says "Hey,you, get out of my cloud." The other says "Hey, McCloud, get out of my ewe." |
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| QuirtEvans | Feb 1 2010, 10:35 AM Post #8 |
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I Owe It All To John D'Oh
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While misspelling "Seamus". |
| It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010. | |
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| ivorythumper | Feb 1 2010, 10:37 AM Post #9 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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Yer nat fookin kiddin |
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