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Clean your balls
Topic Started: Jan 13 2010, 02:24 PM (335 Views)
Phlebas
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bevJr3Ra84Q&feature=player_embedded
Random FML: Today, I was fired by my boss in front of my coworkers. It would have been nice if I could have left the building before they started celebrating. FML

The founding of the bulk of the world's nation states post 1914 is based on self-defined nationalisms. The bulk of those national movements involve territory that was ethnically mixed. The foundation of many of those nation states involved population movements in the aftermath. When the only one that is repeatedly held up as unjust and unjustifiable is the Zionist project, the term anti-semitism may very well be appropriate. - P*D


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VPG
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A riot!
I'M NOT YELLING.........I'M ITALIAN...........THAT'S HOW WE TALK!


"People say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look."
Ronald Reagan, Inaugural, 1971

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George K
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http://www.hulu.com/watch/4156/saturday-night-live-nprs-delicious-dish-schweddy-balls

Edited by George K, Jan 13 2010, 02:35 PM.
A guide to GKSR: Click

"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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Klaus
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I feel discriminated :weeping:
Trifonov Fleisher Klaus Sokolov Zimmerman
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George K
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Klaus
Jan 13 2010, 03:03 PM
I feel discriminated :weeping:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUUHNS_Ew64

(poor quality, but you'll get the idea)
A guide to GKSR: Click

"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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OperaTenor
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The tennis star was Jaime Pressly
Edited by OperaTenor, Jan 13 2010, 03:21 PM.


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kenny
HOLY CARP!!!
That SNL skit is a classic, but I'm surprised Baldwin's character's first name wasn't Dirty Harry.
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Luke's Dad
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kenny
Jan 13 2010, 03:22 PM
That SNL skit is a classic, but I'm surprised Baldwin's character's first name wasn't Dirty Harry.
A classic? It was a ripoff of Chocolate Salty Balls from South Park.

SNL hasn't really done anything original since the 80's.
The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it.
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Phlebas
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Luke's Dad
Jan 13 2010, 03:29 PM
kenny
Jan 13 2010, 03:22 PM
That SNL skit is a classic, but I'm surprised Baldwin's character's first name wasn't Dirty Harry.
A classic? It was a ripoff of Chocolate Salty Balls from South Park.

SNL hasn't really done anything original since the 80's.
This one was a classic.
Random FML: Today, I was fired by my boss in front of my coworkers. It would have been nice if I could have left the building before they started celebrating. FML

The founding of the bulk of the world's nation states post 1914 is based on self-defined nationalisms. The bulk of those national movements involve territory that was ethnically mixed. The foundation of many of those nation states involved population movements in the aftermath. When the only one that is repeatedly held up as unjust and unjustifiable is the Zionist project, the term anti-semitism may very well be appropriate. - P*D


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George K
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Phlebas
Jan 13 2010, 05:27 PM
This one was a classic.
I've been looking for that for years. I LOL'ed and LTIC*. Thanks, Phlebas.






*Laughed till I cried.
Edited by George K, Jan 13 2010, 05:40 PM.
A guide to GKSR: Click

"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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Newpianoplayer
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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an



Oxygen mask over his mouth and nose still heavily sedated



From a difficult, four hour surgical procedure.






A young nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.



"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask, "Are my testicles Black?"



Very surprised and somewhat embarrassed, the young nurse Replies, "I don't know Sir, I'm only here to wash your upper Body and feet.."



He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"



Concerned that he might elevate his vitals from worrying about His testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly Pulls back the sheets






She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and carefully Takes his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around; She examines them closely and then gently replaces his gown And sheets.






She reassuringly tells the man, "Sir, there's nothing wrong



With them."






With great difficulty and pain, the man slowly reaches up and Pulls off his oxygen mask... With an unusually contented smile, He says "Thank you very much. That was wonderful! But listen To me very, very closely."






"ARE-MY-TEST-RESULTS-BACK?”

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