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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 13 2010, 02:24 PM (335 Views) | |
| Phlebas | Jan 13 2010, 02:24 PM Post #1 |
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Bull-Carp
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bevJr3Ra84Q&feature=player_embedded |
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Random FML: Today, I was fired by my boss in front of my coworkers. It would have been nice if I could have left the building before they started celebrating. FML The founding of the bulk of the world's nation states post 1914 is based on self-defined nationalisms. The bulk of those national movements involve territory that was ethnically mixed. The foundation of many of those nation states involved population movements in the aftermath. When the only one that is repeatedly held up as unjust and unjustifiable is the Zionist project, the term anti-semitism may very well be appropriate. - P*D | |
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| VPG | Jan 13 2010, 02:31 PM Post #2 |
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Pisa-Carp
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A riot! |
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I'M NOT YELLING.........I'M ITALIAN...........THAT'S HOW WE TALK! "People say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look." Ronald Reagan, Inaugural, 1971 | |
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| George K | Jan 13 2010, 02:34 PM Post #3 |
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http://www.hulu.com/watch/4156/saturday-night-live-nprs-delicious-dish-schweddy-balls Edited by George K, Jan 13 2010, 02:35 PM.
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Klaus | Jan 13 2010, 03:03 PM Post #4 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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| Trifonov Fleisher Klaus Sokolov Zimmerman | |
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| George K | Jan 13 2010, 03:13 PM Post #5 |
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Finally
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUUHNS_Ew64 (poor quality, but you'll get the idea) |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| OperaTenor | Jan 13 2010, 03:21 PM Post #6 |
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Pisa-Carp
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The tennis star was Jaime Pressly
Edited by OperaTenor, Jan 13 2010, 03:21 PM.
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| kenny | Jan 13 2010, 03:22 PM Post #7 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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That SNL skit is a classic, but I'm surprised Baldwin's character's first name wasn't Dirty Harry. |
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| Luke's Dad | Jan 13 2010, 03:29 PM Post #8 |
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A classic? It was a ripoff of Chocolate Salty Balls from South Park. SNL hasn't really done anything original since the 80's. |
| The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it. | |
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| Phlebas | Jan 13 2010, 05:27 PM Post #9 |
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Bull-Carp
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This one was a classic. |
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Random FML: Today, I was fired by my boss in front of my coworkers. It would have been nice if I could have left the building before they started celebrating. FML The founding of the bulk of the world's nation states post 1914 is based on self-defined nationalisms. The bulk of those national movements involve territory that was ethnically mixed. The foundation of many of those nation states involved population movements in the aftermath. When the only one that is repeatedly held up as unjust and unjustifiable is the Zionist project, the term anti-semitism may very well be appropriate. - P*D | |
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| George K | Jan 13 2010, 05:39 PM Post #10 |
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I've been looking for that for years. I LOL'ed and LTIC*. Thanks, Phlebas. *Laughed till I cried. Edited by George K, Jan 13 2010, 05:40 PM.
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Newpianoplayer | Jan 13 2010, 05:45 PM Post #11 |
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Senior Carp
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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an Oxygen mask over his mouth and nose still heavily sedated From a difficult, four hour surgical procedure. A young nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask, "Are my testicles Black?" Very surprised and somewhat embarrassed, the young nurse Replies, "I don't know Sir, I'm only here to wash your upper Body and feet.." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned that he might elevate his vitals from worrying about His testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly Pulls back the sheets She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and carefully Takes his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around; She examines them closely and then gently replaces his gown And sheets. She reassuringly tells the man, "Sir, there's nothing wrong With them." With great difficulty and pain, the man slowly reaches up and Pulls off his oxygen mask... With an unusually contented smile, He says "Thank you very much. That was wonderful! But listen To me very, very closely." "ARE-MY-TEST-RESULTS-BACK?” |
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