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Ok.. let's be politically incorrect...
Topic Started: Jan 12 2010, 10:37 PM (229 Views)
Larry
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It is said that arab men are more secure in their relationships than white men.

So, like... who's gonna hit on their wives, anyway?...
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Larry
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Why do muslim women cover their faces?


Who cares?..

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Larry
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A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey, where'd you get that?" The parrot says .. "Africa."...
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Larry
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A white guy walks into a bar with a frog on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey, where'd you get that?" The frog says "Well, it started out as a wart on my ass..."

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Larry
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Artifacts are a major portion of an American-Indian reservation's economy. Annually, thousands of tourists visit reservations and most will not leave without purchasing at least one memento of the traditional Indian culture.

One enterprising Indian was able to outsell his competitors in the sale of wooden dolls by selling them at only a fraction of the cost others had to charge. On examination of his dolls they found that where traditionally hard wood was used, this Indian would use cheap pine on which he glued thin pieces of fine mahogany, thus being able to produce
the dolls at only a fraction of the cost.

While he claimed his dolls were still authentic, his competitors complained that it was only a cheap Sioux Veneer.
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kenny
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cheap Sioux Veneer :doh:
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Larry
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Proof that the Garden of Eden was in Alabama:

According to the Bible, Adam and Eve's children would have had to have had sex with their brothers and sisters, cousins.....

Need I say more?....
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A seal walks into a bar. The bartender says "What'll ya have?" The seal says "Anything except Canadian Club"....
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Jan 12 2010, 11:14 PM
A seal walks into a bar. The bartender says "What'll ya have?" The seal says "Anything except Canadian Club"....
Where's the facepalm smiley.
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Random FML: Today, I was fired by my boss in front of my coworkers. It would have been nice if I could have left the building before they started celebrating. FML

The founding of the bulk of the world's nation states post 1914 is based on self-defined nationalisms. The bulk of those national movements involve territory that was ethnically mixed. The foundation of many of those nation states involved population movements in the aftermath. When the only one that is repeatedly held up as unjust and unjustifiable is the Zionist project, the term anti-semitism may very well be appropriate. - P*D


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Jan 13 2010, 03:07 AM
Larry
Jan 12 2010, 11:14 PM
A seal walks into a bar. The bartender says "What'll ya have?" The seal says "Anything except Canadian Club"....
Where's the facepalm smiley.
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When facepalm just doesn't do the job...

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These are great.
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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Larry
Jan 12 2010, 10:38 PM
Why do muslim women cover their faces?


Who cares?..

Probably just at well they do. Shaving is against their religion, remember.
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I bought a new deodorant stick yesterday.

The instructions say to remove the wrapper and push up the bottom.

I can hardly walk, but when I fart, the room smells lovely...
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But does it keep your underarms dry?
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Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody.

Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore.

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I went down to my basement yesterday.


Turns out I have a sister......
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