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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 4 2010, 05:39 PM (530 Views) | |
| George K | Jan 4 2010, 05:39 PM Post #1 |
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Finally
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It's a fantasy
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Piano*Dad | Jan 4 2010, 05:52 PM Post #2 |
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Bull-Carp
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Gee. |
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| John D'Oh | Jan 4 2010, 05:54 PM Post #3 |
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MAMIL
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F that. |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| George K | Jan 4 2010, 05:56 PM Post #4 |
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Finally
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K, then. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Piano*Dad | Jan 4 2010, 06:03 PM Post #5 |
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Bull-Carp
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What the L. |
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| jon-nyc | Jan 4 2010, 06:09 PM Post #6 |
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Cheers
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Yeah whatever. |
| In my defense, I was left unsupervised. | |
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| CHAS | Jan 4 2010, 07:21 PM Post #7 |
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Middle Aged Carp
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Next they will be saying that women can have orgasms. |
| "You want to be Nice, or you want to be Effective? Make the law or be subject to it?"-Roy Cohn | |
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| Jane D'Oh | Jan 4 2010, 08:03 PM Post #8 |
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Fulla-Carp
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Oh, it was a questionnaire....
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| kenny | Jan 4 2010, 08:17 PM Post #9 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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What does the clitoris do? |
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| Luke's Dad | Jan 4 2010, 08:22 PM Post #10 |
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Emperor Pengin
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It was a study on sexuality conducted by the british, what do you expect? Ask them where the G-Spot is on a sheep, and they'll be able to answer definitively. |
| The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it. | |
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| Horace | Jan 4 2010, 08:24 PM Post #11 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Q: Why do scientists study whether women have a G-spot? A: Because they think we care. |
| As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good? | |
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| ivorythumper | Jan 4 2010, 09:45 PM Post #12 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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Mulva? |
| The dogma lives loudly within me. | |
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| ivorythumper | Jan 4 2010, 09:46 PM Post #13 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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And in other news.... |
| The dogma lives loudly within me. | |
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| Luke's Dad | Jan 5 2010, 05:56 AM Post #14 |
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Emperor Pengin
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| The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it. | |
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| Improviso | Jan 11 2010, 07:13 PM Post #15 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Hey maybe the *guy* researchers just couldn't find it. |
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Identifying narcissists isn't difficult. Just look for the person who is constantly fishing for compliments and admiration while breaking down over even the slightest bit of criticism. We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences. | |
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| LWpianistin | Jan 11 2010, 08:07 PM Post #16 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Oh, it's there. |
| And how are you today? | |
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| George K | Jan 11 2010, 08:23 PM Post #17 |
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Finally
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Brava! Author! |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Kincaid | Jan 12 2010, 09:19 AM Post #18 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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You been hitting page 28 of that Vermont Store catalog? |
| Kincaid - disgusted Republican Partisan since 2006. | |
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| Luke's Dad | Jan 12 2010, 09:21 AM Post #19 |
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Somebody's watching Leno... |
| The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it. | |
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| Luke's Dad | Jan 12 2010, 09:22 AM Post #20 |
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| The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it. | |
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| Improviso | Jan 12 2010, 09:24 AM Post #21 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Identifying narcissists isn't difficult. Just look for the person who is constantly fishing for compliments and admiration while breaking down over even the slightest bit of criticism. We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences. | |
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| Luke's Dad | Jan 12 2010, 09:34 AM Post #22 |
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Emperor Pengin
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I never watch the show, but last night I happened to be walking through the living room while M&M's had it on, and that was the one joke I heard. |
| The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it. | |
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| Frank_W | Jan 12 2010, 10:42 AM Post #23 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| LWpianistin | Jan 12 2010, 03:18 PM Post #24 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Nope. I don't need a fake one....just a good real one.
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| And how are you today? | |
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| Mikhailoh | Jan 12 2010, 03:35 PM Post #25 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Waiting for the obvious onslaught of volunteers.... me, I'm married.
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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