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Jokes
Topic Started: Jan 4 2010, 11:42 AM (122 Views)
Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
"Mommy, mommy - why is Daddy zig zagging across the front yard like that?"
"Shut up and shoot again!"....



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George K
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Oh, jeez, not "mommy, mommy" jokes! :weeping:
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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
A doctor was busy making his rounds, with a rectal thermometer stuck behind his ear.

After he finished his rounds he went to a staff meeting. He got out a note pad, reached up and took the rectal thermometer from behind his ear, looked at it for a second, then said..

"Damn. Some asshole has my pen!"
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George K
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Q: What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?

A: The taste.
A guide to GKSR: Click

"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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