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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 4 2010, 11:42 AM (122 Views) | |
| Larry | Jan 4 2010, 11:42 AM Post #1 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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"Mommy, mommy - why is Daddy zig zagging across the front yard like that?" "Shut up and shoot again!".... |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| George K | Jan 4 2010, 11:59 AM Post #2 |
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Oh, jeez, not "mommy, mommy" jokes!
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Larry | Jan 4 2010, 12:18 PM Post #3 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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A doctor was busy making his rounds, with a rectal thermometer stuck behind his ear. After he finished his rounds he went to a staff meeting. He got out a note pad, reached up and took the rectal thermometer from behind his ear, looked at it for a second, then said.. "Damn. Some asshole has my pen!" |
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| George K | Jan 4 2010, 12:29 PM Post #4 |
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Q: What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer? A: The taste. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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