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| The REAL conspiracies you need to worry about... | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 4 2010, 11:15 AM (252 Views) | |
| Larry | Jan 4 2010, 11:15 AM Post #1 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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If we're going to talk about conspiracies, let's talk about the *real* ones. None of this old school crap about moon landings that didn't happen or faked terrorist attacks. How can any of that matter when......... there's a pizza chain out there with thousands of stores who are mixing silicon with their cheese! The government is secretly building hundreds of concentration camps all over America to put us in when the big takeover comes! That's right - an average of 11 concentration camps in each state!! There's a huge planet X heading our way that will reach us in 2012 according to the Mayan calendar that will destroy the planet! Mind control chemicals are being introduced into the populace via toilet paper. Wipe your ass, lose your freedom! You can read all about it here: WWW.loserswholiveinmamasbasementandcantgetanypussy.com |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| JBryan | Jan 4 2010, 11:20 AM Post #2 |
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I am the grey one
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I already knew about the planet X thing and I haven't used toilet paper in years. |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| Axtremus | Jan 4 2010, 11:30 AM Post #3 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Man-made global warming is not on the list. Whew! |
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| bachophile | Jan 4 2010, 11:32 AM Post #4 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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| "I don't know much about classical music. For years I thought the Goldberg Variations were something Mr. and Mrs. Goldberg did on their wedding night." Woody Allen | |
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| Improviso | Jan 4 2010, 12:43 PM Post #5 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Ahh... the good ole' days of outhouses and Sears catalogs. I miss those days.
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Identifying narcissists isn't difficult. Just look for the person who is constantly fishing for compliments and admiration while breaking down over even the slightest bit of criticism. We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences. | |
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| John D'Oh | Jan 4 2010, 01:09 PM Post #6 |
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MAMIL
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Hooters are selling pizza now? |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| sue | Jan 4 2010, 01:56 PM Post #7 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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You're in fine form today, Mr. D'Oh.Now back to the word association thread for me. |
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You're in fine form today, Mr. D'Oh.
4:32 PM Jul 10