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Larry's Laws...
Topic Started: Jan 3 2010, 10:38 AM (167 Views)
Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
1. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

2. Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.

3. The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

4. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

5. You can't fall off the floor.

6. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

7. Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.

8. Law of Probability Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

9. A 44 Magnum beats 4 aces.

10. A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell and make you feel happy to be on a trip.
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Love them all. Number one is my favorite.
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