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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 2 2010, 06:37 PM (445 Views) | |
| brenda | Jan 2 2010, 06:37 PM Post #1 |
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while I was grating the cheese for the fondue tonight, the cheese block cracked, which caused my hand to slip. My thumb knuckle went down onto the grater and .... we may have had a bit of extra protein added to the cheese. Shhhhh .............. it was all the same color, so I have no way of knowing. I quick put a band-aid on the knuckle, so there was no blood in the cheese. |
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“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.” ~A.A. Milne | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Jan 2 2010, 06:47 PM Post #2 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Ouch! I've seen some pretty nasty kitchen accidents, some involving cheese graters. Hope it was nothing serious. |
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| Riley | Jan 2 2010, 06:51 PM Post #3 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Ack! I would throw that cheese out, even if I had to go buy more. I would not be able to eat it, knowing there could be skin (even if it was my own) in it. |
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| jon-nyc | Jan 2 2010, 06:53 PM Post #4 |
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Cheers
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That's why you'll never be a great cook, Riley.
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| In my defense, I was left unsupervised. | |
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| Mikhailoh | Jan 2 2010, 06:57 PM Post #5 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Meat is meat. Have at it. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| sue | Jan 2 2010, 10:18 PM Post #6 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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The cheese in a fondue is cooked, bits o finger flesh will be too. No harm done. It happens all the time. Think of all those pizzas you've eaten in your life.....all that grated cheese......
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| Aqua Letifer | Jan 2 2010, 10:22 PM Post #7 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Trust me. That's the tip of the iceberg with pizza.
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| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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| sue | Jan 2 2010, 10:24 PM Post #8 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I KNOW
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| brenda | Jan 2 2010, 10:26 PM Post #9 |
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Oh, poor Riley! I've traumatized him with my confession. Aqua and Riley, it was really tiny, just a little nip from the side of my knuckle. Riley, I showed it to my daughter and told her what happened, but I waited until well after dinner to do so. She is not happy with me. Have I mentioned lately what fun it can be to be the mom? Torture can take many forms. And moms know a bunch that will never be written about or taken to court. Gitmo is nothing compared to a Mommo. |
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| Riley | Jan 2 2010, 10:27 PM Post #10 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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It's not whether it's cooked or not that I'm thinking about.
I don't think about things like that. The issue here is knowing what's there. |
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| Riley | Jan 2 2010, 10:28 PM Post #11 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I would have freaked.
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| Riley | Jan 2 2010, 10:29 PM Post #12 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Nope. Can't cook worth sh*t. |
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| brenda | Jan 2 2010, 11:05 PM Post #13 |
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I'll cook for you, Riley! Maybe you won't want me to now?
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| lb1 | Jan 3 2010, 03:32 AM Post #14 |
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Fulla-Carp
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When I started dating my wife her mother wanted to have me over for dinner. She had Carol ask me what my favorite dish was so she could fix it. I naturally told her it was meat loaf. When I got there she had also fixed all my favorite sides and was really trying to please me. When I took the first bite of the meatloaf I felt something in it and reached in my mouth and pulled out, with everyone watching me, a bandaid. She just about died. She had a small knick on her finger that had healed and the scab had already come off but she still put a bandaid on it and it had come off without her noticing it when she mixed the meatloaf. lb |
| My position is simple: you jumped to an unwarranted conclusion and slung mud on an issue where none was deserved. Quirt 03/08/09 | |
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| Axtremus | Jan 3 2010, 07:35 AM Post #15 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Yet you married her daughter anyway. True love conquers all!
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| Axtremus | Jan 3 2010, 07:38 AM Post #16 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Now, see, if Brenda breast-fed her daughter, the daughter would have sucked dead skin tissues off Brenda before. She, and probably every breast-fed child, should reflect on that a little bit to put things in perspective.
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| brenda | Jan 3 2010, 10:06 AM Post #17 |
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I predict Riley just got grossed out *again*. Yes, I breastfed my daughter. I may share this notion of yours with her, or maybe not. She's still a little freaked out by the knuckle thing. |
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| brenda | Jan 3 2010, 01:47 PM Post #18 |
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Riley, I let daughter read this thread. She thinks you are very funny.
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| LWpianistin | Jan 3 2010, 01:54 PM Post #19 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Did she read the bit about dead breast skin. Oh, yuck. I'm grossing myself out now. |
| And how are you today? | |
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| brenda | Jan 3 2010, 04:15 PM Post #20 |
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She read it all.
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| NAK | Jan 4 2010, 12:17 AM Post #21 |
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Senior Carp
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This thread is grate. |
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| PattyP | Jan 4 2010, 09:23 AM Post #22 |
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Senior Carp
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Owie! Do you have pics?
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A tired dog is a good dog. "Dogs' lives are too short...their only fault, really." A.S. Turnbull | |
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| QuirtEvans | Jan 4 2010, 09:36 AM Post #23 |
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I Owe It All To John D'Oh
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I'm sooo glad you said "iceberg". |
| It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010. | |
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| brenda | Jan 4 2010, 10:20 AM Post #24 |
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The little nick is not worth a pic.
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| brenda | Jan 4 2010, 10:23 AM Post #25 |
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Glad you are enjoying it, NAK. Daughter is finally laughing about it now, too. She's still grossed out at the thought, but at least she's laughing.
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