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Involuntary Muscular Contractions
Topic Started: Dec 4 2009, 09:14 AM (215 Views)
Improviso
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HOLY CARP!!!
A professor at the University of Michigan was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students.

Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what your a$$hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"

She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies!"

It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom.......

:lol:
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Hahaha
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Reminds me of the oft quoted urban legend of the Biology 101 lecture where the professor said, "Human semen has a very high level of glucose."
A woman raised her hand, and asked, "Why doesn't it taste sweet, then?"
It took 45 minutes for the class to settle down.
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Dewey
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I opened this thread because I thought it would give me useful information about why my legs twitch at night when I go to bed.

That was even better. ^_^
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We were finishing a total knee replacement, and, as the surgeon used the cautery to stop a couple of bleeders in the muscle, the muscle twitched.

"Hey, everyone, when I was in medical school, we had a lecture on muscle physiology...."
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This thread is reminding me of an old BF and the electronic gizmos George uses.
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