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| About That Daily Aspirin .... | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 1 2009, 05:31 PM (257 Views) | |
| QuirtEvans | Dec 1 2009, 05:31 PM Post #1 |
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I Owe It All To John D'Oh
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http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/11/04/aspirin.risk.heart.attacks/index.html |
| It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010. | |
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| George K | Dec 1 2009, 05:34 PM Post #2 |
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Finally
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Aspirin is a drug that would never be approved by the FDA today. Oh, and I take 80 mg. every day. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| kenny | Dec 1 2009, 05:36 PM Post #3 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I heard that about white sugar too. I've taken a 325mg aspirin daily for 15 years. |
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| George K | Dec 1 2009, 05:44 PM Post #4 |
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Finally
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Yeah, and look where that got you. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Big John | Dec 1 2009, 05:44 PM Post #5 |
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Senior Carp
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kenny take that 325 aspirin and chop it into quarters. You get the same benefit but far less potential for problems associated with the aspirin itself. Taking a full 325 daily is like doing four lines of coke when only one will do. ![]()
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| Mikhailoh | Dec 1 2009, 06:13 PM Post #6 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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There's no such thing as one line. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Mark | Dec 1 2009, 06:28 PM Post #7 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Just drink some fine Scotch or Wine. Everything will be fine. And your life will be divine. |
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___.___ (_]===* o 0 When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. H.G. Wells | |
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| George K | Dec 1 2009, 06:32 PM Post #8 |
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Finally
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I drink Scotch and take aspirin. I'll live forever! |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Mark | Dec 1 2009, 06:33 PM Post #9 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Or you will bleed out in your sleep. oh wait, that's not funny!
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___.___ (_]===* o 0 When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. H.G. Wells | |
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| Dewey | Dec 1 2009, 07:46 PM Post #10 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I have two St. Joseph's Childrens aspirin, and a glass, sometimes two, of wine a day. |
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"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685. "Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous "Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011 I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14 | |
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oh wait, that's not funny!

11:36 AM Jul 11