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tuesday caption contest; please fasten your seat belt
Topic Started: Dec 1 2009, 12:57 PM (285 Views)
bachophile
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HOLY CARP!!!
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"I don't know much about classical music. For years I thought the Goldberg Variations were something Mr. and Mrs. Goldberg did on their wedding night." Woody Allen
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ivorythumper
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
How the hell is the cocktail cart supposed to get by so that I can have my Seven & Seven?????
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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kenny
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Hope they put a condom on that armrest.
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George K
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Finally
Armrest has silent scream: "I can't breathe!"
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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... "
- Mik, 6/14/08


Nothing is as effective as homeopathy.

I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles.
- Klaus, 4/29/18
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VPG
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"In the event of a water landing every one get hold of the flotation device in seat 34A."
I'M NOT YELLING.........I'M ITALIAN...........THAT'S HOW WE TALK!


"People say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look."
Ronald Reagan, Inaugural, 1971

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Aqua Letifer
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ZOOOOOM!
ivorythumper
Dec 1 2009, 12:59 PM
How the hell is the cocktail cart supposed to get by so that I can have my Seven & Seven?????
Details aside that is exactly the very first thing that entered my mind. :lol:
I cite irreconcilable differences.
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LadyElton
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Dec 1 2009, 01:05 PM
"In the event of a water landing every one get hold of the flotation device in seat 34A."
:lol2:
Hilary aka LadyElton
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Jane D'Oh
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I think I'd get off and wait for the next flight. How the fvck are they gonna deal with that in the case of an emergency, he's completely blocking the aisle. You would think that would be against FAA regulations.
Pfft.
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Mikhailoh
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'Gold-FINGER!
He's the man
The man with a heart of gold
His heart is cold'

(I don't think this guy's gonna make it out the window if pressure is lost.)
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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John D'Oh
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MAMIL
'As Al-Queda become more desperate, they experiment with tactics borrowed from Ancient Troy in order to enter US airspace'.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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Newpianoplayer
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This is why airlines insist obese passengers purchase two seats
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apple
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i really think airlines should insist they buy two.. it's unfairto share the cost of another customer's weight, be it luggage or hips.

i travelled to Europe with a friend in a HUGE 747 and the attendant spotted me, talked with another attendant and they approached.

i was asked politely to change seats and sit in a 3 seat row section with a fat woman.. she was super fat and embarrassed to the max. A man had the window seat, I had the middle and she had the outside.. kind of like that man.

what a bunch of carp for me. I basically was the woman without a seat. they let me nap somewhere and I travelled from seat to seat till someone would boot me out. Fortunately, my whole section was very accomodating and sympathetic.. both to me and the the woman.

you'd think in that super big plane, that they would have found a way to make big seats for big people.





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John D'Oh
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MAMIL
Being fat is the new black. Make him sit at the back of the plane.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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apple
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the new hairdo is the fro-hawk
it behooves me to behold
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