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| Obama, Gates, and Crowley Are Going To Have That Beer | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 25 2009, 11:37 AM (451 Views) | |
| QuirtEvans | Jul 25 2009, 11:37 AM Post #1 |
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I Owe It All To John D'Oh
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hat tip, Steve Miller. http://www.reuters.com/article/topNews/idUSTRE56O1O420090725 |
| It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010. | |
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| ivorythumper | Jul 25 2009, 11:41 AM Post #2 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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"A Sam Adams for Sgt Crowley and a Colt 45 Malt Liquor for the professor." |
| The dogma lives loudly within me. | |
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| Luke's Dad | Jul 25 2009, 01:06 PM Post #3 |
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Emperor Pengin
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| The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it. | |
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| George K | Jul 25 2009, 01:08 PM Post #4 |
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Finally
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Malt Liquor. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Jul 25 2009, 01:27 PM Post #5 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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This is turning into the most ridiculous thing ever. |
| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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| Larry | Jul 25 2009, 01:31 PM Post #6 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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If I was the policeman involved I would tell them both to kiss my ass. |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| Mikhailoh | Jul 25 2009, 01:33 PM Post #7 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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'Well, thanks, man, but I don't drink with ******s.' ![]() And Aqua, it's already there. Carter and the killer rabbit. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Larry | Jul 25 2009, 01:35 PM Post #8 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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Actually, I'd say "Sorry, but I don't drink with racist bigots who falsely accuse me because of your own prejudices. Now - kiss my ass." |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| QuirtEvans | Jul 25 2009, 01:40 PM Post #9 |
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I Owe It All To John D'Oh
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Luckily, they are both more magnanimous than that. |
| It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010. | |
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| Phlebas | Jul 25 2009, 02:15 PM Post #10 |
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Bull-Carp
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That's why he was chosen to teach a class in racial profiling, and you weren't.
I'd say Black and Tans all around. |
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Random FML: Today, I was fired by my boss in front of my coworkers. It would have been nice if I could have left the building before they started celebrating. FML The founding of the bulk of the world's nation states post 1914 is based on self-defined nationalisms. The bulk of those national movements involve territory that was ethnically mixed. The foundation of many of those nation states involved population movements in the aftermath. When the only one that is repeatedly held up as unjust and unjustifiable is the Zionist project, the term anti-semitism may very well be appropriate. - P*D | |
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| Copper | Jul 25 2009, 02:27 PM Post #11 |
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Shortstop
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Picture the three of them getting all falling down sloppy drunk and jumping into the Tidal Basin singing "Glory, Glory Halleluiah". |
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The Confederate soldier was peculiar in that he was ever ready to fight, but never ready to submit to the routine duty and discipline of the camp or the march. The soldiers were determined to be soldiers after their own notions, and do their duty, for the love of it, as they thought best. Carlton McCarthy | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Jul 25 2009, 02:30 PM Post #12 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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If that happened and I were Crowley, I'd be pouring my drinks out when the two weren't looking, and then when outside, arrest them both for DIP. |
| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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| Copper | Jul 25 2009, 02:31 PM Post #13 |
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Shortstop
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Good point, and why haven't we heard from MADD concerning this beer drinking arrangement? |
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The Confederate soldier was peculiar in that he was ever ready to fight, but never ready to submit to the routine duty and discipline of the camp or the march. The soldiers were determined to be soldiers after their own notions, and do their duty, for the love of it, as they thought best. Carlton McCarthy | |
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| Axtremus | Jul 25 2009, 04:45 PM Post #14 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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May be Obama is trying too hard to be the sort of President the common man wants to have a beer with...
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| Dewey | Jul 25 2009, 05:07 PM Post #15 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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If that's the case, he should stop talking in phrases like "I wanted to make clear in my choice of words I think I unfortunately gave an impression that I was maligning the Cambridge Police Department or Sgt. Crowley specifically," and "I could have calibrated those words differently." The common man knows what an apology sounds like, and what it sounds like when someone can't man up and just say "I was wrong; I'm sorry." |
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"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685. "Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous "Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011 I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14 | |
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| Red Rice | Jul 25 2009, 05:08 PM Post #16 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I wish. This circus sideshow. Would end. |
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Civilisation, I vaguely realized then - and subsequent observation has confirmed the view - could not progress that way. It must have a greater guiding principle to survive. To treat it as a carcase off which each man tears as much as he can for himself, is to stand convicted a brute, fit for nothing better than a jungle existence, which is a death-struggle, leading nowhither. I did not believe that was the human destiny, for Man individually was sane and reasonable, only collectively a fool. I hope the gunner of that Hun two-seater shot him clean, bullet to heart, and that his plane, on fire, fell like a meteor through the sky he loved. Since he had to end, I hope he ended so. But, oh, the waste! The loss! - Cecil Lewis | |
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| Dewey | Jul 25 2009, 05:13 PM Post #17 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Oh, no. Not until the photo op with the frosted mugs, and Gates and Crowley shaking hands, with Obama standing between them and his hand on theirs, as if he's brokered some Mideast peace plan. |
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"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685. "Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous "Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011 I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14 | |
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| George K | Jul 25 2009, 05:14 PM Post #18 |
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Finally
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Red Rice a haiku on racial understanding tries to make for us |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Jul 25 2009, 05:21 PM Post #19 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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That is exactly how I see it in the future front page of my imagination. |
| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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| Dewey | Jul 25 2009, 05:22 PM Post #20 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Just wait for the pic, Just as I described, with mugs. All big smiles! Click, click... |
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"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685. "Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous "Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011 I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14 | |
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| Aqua Letifer | Jul 25 2009, 05:25 PM Post #21 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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Each with beer-in-hand, An Obama-forced handshake. Nobody bullmoose! EDIT How many of us are already thinking of good captions for the Snarky Caption Contest to come? |
| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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| Copper | Jul 25 2009, 05:29 PM Post #22 |
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Shortstop
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The common man won't fall for that either. But the CNN anchors will be breathless!!!!! |
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The Confederate soldier was peculiar in that he was ever ready to fight, but never ready to submit to the routine duty and discipline of the camp or the march. The soldiers were determined to be soldiers after their own notions, and do their duty, for the love of it, as they thought best. Carlton McCarthy | |
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| ivorythumper | Jul 25 2009, 05:46 PM Post #23 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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At least he should offer Crowley a Weissbier.
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| Mikhailoh | Jul 25 2009, 06:52 PM Post #24 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| George K | Jul 25 2009, 07:01 PM Post #25 |
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Finally
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I've never seen a more appropriate post that calls for this emoticon:
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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