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| Tweet Topic Started: Jul 24 2009, 12:30 PM (63 Views) | |
| George K | Jul 24 2009, 12:30 PM Post #1 |
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A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collar and is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission. So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie and discovers that he just doesn't have one. He sees a set of jumper cables in his trunk. In desperation he ties these around his neck, manages to fashion a fairly acceptable looking knot and lets the ends dangle free. He goes back to the restaurant. The bouncer carefully looks him over for a few minutes and then says, "Well, OK, I guess you can come in, .... 1. "just don't start anything." 2. "just don't do anything shocking" 3. "as long as you pay cash. We don't accept charges." 4. "I guess so. I checked your tab. And you're current." 5. "just don't try to jump any of the girls." 6. "just keep positive." 7. "No cable.... We have a satellite dish...." 8. "I'm not going to server you... obviously you're already wired!" 9. "This is a rough crowd... be careful you don't get jumped!" 10. "You're late... the booster club meeting was yesterday!" 11. The bouncer carefully looks him over for a few minutes and then says, " What's that supposed to be?" Man replies, "This is a power tie." 12. "Fine, just don't be forcibly jumping anybody tonight!" 13. "Fine, just don't be coupling in public, because if you arc, other customers might find it to be an electrifying experience." 14. "I didn't mean to jump on you earlier." 15. The bounser looks him over and asks, "Why are you wearing that cable" The man answers, "I don't want to talk about it. I'm terminally ill." 16. "just don't start anything." If he did, could he be charged with battery? 17. "just don't do anything shocking or revolting. 18. "as long as you pay cash. We don't accept charges." At least, not at the current time. 19. "but are you facing any battery charges?" 20. And he said: "Are you positive I can enter?" 21. "Do you get Cable in here?" 22. "You're a reVOLTing fellow." 23. "Do you have an anti-acid I could take? I'm really drained." 24. "I'm surprised that they even let you in the door.. There is a BIG sign just inside the doorway that reads: 'THIS IS A DRUG-FREE EsTABLISHMENT' and you, sir, are obviously wired!" 25. "I'm wearing this because the last time I ordered Tequila here, you served it with a salt and battery." |
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