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The Ten Commandments; according to Barak Hussein Obama
Topic Started: Jul 23 2009, 10:17 AM (84 Views)
Larry
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I. Thou shalt have no God in America, except for me. For we are no longer a Christian nation and, after all, I am the chosen One. (And like God, I do not have a birth certificate.) Source

II. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, unless it is my face carved on Mt. Rushmore. Source

III. Thou shalt not utter my middle name in vain (or in public). Only I can say Barack Hussein Obama. Source

IV. Remember tax day, April 15th, to keep it holy. Souce

V. Honour thy father and thy mother until they are too old and sick to care for. They will cost our public-funded health-care system too much money. Source

VI. Thou shalt not kill, unless you have an unwanted, unborn baby. For it would be an abomination to punish your daughter with a baby. Source

VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery if you are conservative or a Republican. Liberals and Democrats are hereby forgiven for all of their infidelity and immorality, but the careers of conservatives will be forever destroyed. Source

VIII. Thou shalt not steal, until you've been elected to public office. Only then is it acceptable to take money from hard-working, successful citizens and give it to those who do not work, illegal immigrants, or those who do not have the motivation to better their own lives. Source

IX. Thou shalt not discriminate against thy neighbor unless they are conservative, Caucasian, or Christian. Source

X. Thou shalt not covet because it is simply unnecessary. I will place such a heavy tax burden on those that have achieved the American Dream that, by the end of my term as President, nobody will have any wealth or material goods left for you to covet. Source


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I didn't make it any farther than #2, where the source quotes Obama as saying he didn't think there was enough stone up there for his ears. (Self-deprecating humor, always a good thing in a President.) So the source is actually an anti-source.

As a humor document, it's a decent try. Linking it to supposed sources is just foolish.
It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010.
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Larry
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Then you should have continued on.
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