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| Tweet Topic Started: May 14 2009, 07:42 AM (207 Views) | |
| sue | May 14 2009, 07:42 AM Post #1 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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made ya look! Polish priest publishes sex guide
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| Frank_W | May 14 2009, 07:45 AM Post #2 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Man... Talk about a lousy sexual experience!
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Free Rider | May 14 2009, 07:51 AM Post #3 |
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Fulla-Carp
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Taking sex advice from a celibate monk is kind of like asking a politician for advice on ethics!
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| ivorythumper | May 14 2009, 10:30 AM Post #4 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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Not necessarily true. I'd want my brain surgeon to be someone who never had brain surgery.
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| The dogma lives loudly within me. | |
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| Renauda | May 14 2009, 10:50 AM Post #5 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I would be more concerned with the implication here that God might be into voyeurism. |
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| brenda | May 14 2009, 11:58 AM Post #6 |
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Sorta like Santa? He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake.
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“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.” ~A.A. Milne | |
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| Renauda | May 14 2009, 12:19 PM Post #7 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Yeah, sort of like Santa, the Tooth Fairy and other assorted conjurings of the human imagination. |
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| ivorythumper | May 14 2009, 12:49 PM Post #8 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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You forgot Renauda and Alberta Crude in that list. |
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| brenda | May 14 2009, 12:50 PM Post #9 |
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Just to clarify, Renauda, I don't put God in that category. However, since you do, I thought I'd share a tune with you. I don't often get to talk with you, and I still would like to get to know you more. Hope all is going well in toddler-ville for you. We're well into teen-ville here. There are days I would trade places with you.
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“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.” ~A.A. Milne | |
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| Renauda | May 14 2009, 12:54 PM Post #10 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Yes indeed, they are both figments of my imagination. |
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| Frank_W | May 15 2009, 05:46 AM Post #11 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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I'd like my brain surgeon to at least have performed one or two brain surgeries before he began dishing out advice to other brain surgeons, though. (Eh... Just to bring the analogy a little more into focus.) |
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Larry | May 15 2009, 06:00 AM Post #12 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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Might that be what's called a "righteous fcvk"? |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| blondie | May 15 2009, 06:16 AM Post #13 |
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Bull-Carp
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Here's his website: http://www.szansaspotkania.net/index.php?page=6873 An interesting read. |
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| Renauda | May 15 2009, 06:24 AM Post #14 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Blessed be da fokkers who conjugate verbally. |
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