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Paintball & Sex
Topic Started: May 14 2009, 05:55 AM (246 Views)
Frank_W
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Paintball is like Sex.

You play hard for 30 minutes, get hot and sweaty, and when it's over, you're just glad you're not the one who got shot in the face.
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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Phlebas
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Unless you're the one who got shot in the face.
Random FML: Today, I was fired by my boss in front of my coworkers. It would have been nice if I could have left the building before they started celebrating. FML

The founding of the bulk of the world's nation states post 1914 is based on self-defined nationalisms. The bulk of those national movements involve territory that was ethnically mixed. The foundation of many of those nation states involved population movements in the aftermath. When the only one that is repeatedly held up as unjust and unjustifiable is the Zionist project, the term anti-semitism may very well be appropriate. - P*D


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Pianolicious
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Ever go to a paintball website or look at a paintball magazine? It's all about sex. All the gear is modeled by half-naked women or shows women worshipping the paintballers. Sex sells!
Sit tibi vita longa et omnia bona!!! -- Dr. Spock
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Frank_W
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I went with a buddy to play, once. I don't see the appeal. :shrug:
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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Quagmire
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Phlebas
May 14 2009, 06:01 AM
Unless you're the one who got shot in the face.
No, they usually seem pretty glad too. ......except in paintball.
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Pianolicious
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Sex sells gear. I don't think they much care about the paintballers themselves. The subliminal message is "buy the gear, get laid."
Sit tibi vita longa et omnia bona!!! -- Dr. Spock
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Frank_W
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Fella' walks into a hat store. The manager says, "Hi! Thinking about a new hat?"

The fella's says, "No, I'm thinking about pussy, but yeah, I could use a new hat."
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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Quagmire
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Frank_W
May 14 2009, 08:01 AM
Fella' walks into a hat store. The manager says, "Hi! Thinking about a new hat?"

The fella's says, "No, I'm thinking about pussy, but yeah, I could use a new hat."
Was that fella a polish priest?
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Frank_W
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I don't know. I'm willing to bet he wasn't a paint ball aficianado, though. :lol2:
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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jon-nyc
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Cheers
Mikhailoh
May 14 2009, 05:58 AM
:lol:
+1
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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Jolly
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Geaux Tigers!
Frank_W
May 14 2009, 06:35 AM
I went with a buddy to play, once. I don't see the appeal. :shrug:
War without bullets, I guess...
The main obstacle to a stable and just world order is the United States.- George Soros
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Frank_W
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Yeah... Myself and two Marines swept the field. Repeatedly. At the end of the day, I thought, No challenge, no danger. It's either a suicide-charge, or a tactical route. Either way, boring.
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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