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| Something My Brother Sent Me | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: May 14 2009, 04:46 AM (316 Views) | |
| JBryan | May 14 2009, 04:46 AM Post #1 |
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I am the grey one
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The Interview With God |
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"Any man who would make an X rated movie should be forced to take his daughter to see it". - John Wayne There is a line we cross when we go from "I will believe it when I see it" to "I will see it when I believe it". Henry II: I marvel at you after all these years. Still like a democratic drawbridge: going down for everybody. Eleanor: At my age there's not much traffic anymore. From The Lion in Winter. | |
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| Mikhailoh | May 14 2009, 04:53 AM Post #2 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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'He who is richest is not the one who has the most, but the one who needs the least'. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Frank_W | May 14 2009, 05:24 AM Post #3 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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A lot of good wisdom, there. Welcome back, J. It's good to see you.
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| brenda | May 14 2009, 06:00 AM Post #4 |
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That is beautiful, JB. I'm so glad to have you back! |
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“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.” ~A.A. Milne | |
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| Phlebas | May 14 2009, 06:02 AM Post #5 |
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Bull-Carp
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Hi JB. Stick around, for crying out loud! |
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Random FML: Today, I was fired by my boss in front of my coworkers. It would have been nice if I could have left the building before they started celebrating. FML The founding of the bulk of the world's nation states post 1914 is based on self-defined nationalisms. The bulk of those national movements involve territory that was ethnically mixed. The foundation of many of those nation states involved population movements in the aftermath. When the only one that is repeatedly held up as unjust and unjustifiable is the Zionist project, the term anti-semitism may very well be appropriate. - P*D | |
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| Free Rider | May 14 2009, 07:11 AM Post #6 |
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Fulla-Carp
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JB I didn't know you domesticated a bluejay. Did you find the chick out of the nest? I liked the Interview with God...there were some good quotes there. They all seemed to be reminding us to take part in our time on earth instead of rushing from one thing to another. I liked the one that said people live life as if they will never die, then die as though they had never lived. Anyway, I botched the cut and paste from the other thread...I had a better post written but in the time wasting nature of the internet, it simply vanished under my fingertips when I tried to move it to this thread. Oh well. Glad to see you back. |
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| sue | May 14 2009, 07:23 AM Post #7 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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God smiles? |
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| Frank_W | May 14 2009, 07:43 AM Post #8 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Laughs right out loud, too. All is joy. |
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Dewey | May 14 2009, 09:50 AM Post #9 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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All the time.
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"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685. "Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous "Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011 I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14 | |
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| Mikhailoh | May 14 2009, 10:27 AM Post #10 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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I'm not sure he's smiling at YOU now, but yeah.
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| John D'Oh | May 14 2009, 10:43 AM Post #11 |
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MAMIL
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He's getting a red-hot poker ready for Sue, so he's probably giggling a bit as well, in that kind of worrying way people do when they're heating up red-hot pokers. Not that I have any first hand information on that, obviously, but I've heard all about it.
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| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| sue | May 14 2009, 10:43 AM Post #12 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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uh oh. |
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| Quagmire | May 14 2009, 10:48 AM Post #13 |
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Senior Carp
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Well, in that polish priest interview, he said caressing for arousal pleases god. So I guess thats a way to make him smile. Not sure where god's errogenous zones are tho. |
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| sue | May 14 2009, 10:50 AM Post #14 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Can I get the kind that comes with prosciutto? |
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