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| Tweet Topic Started: May 14 2009, 04:44 AM (150 Views) | |
| Claude Ball | May 14 2009, 04:44 AM Post #1 |
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Middle Aged Carp
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If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? What do people in China call their good plates? If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter? Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon? What do you call a male ladybug? What hair color do they put on the drivers license of a bald man? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? Whose cruel idea was it for the word lisp to have a "s" in it? These are just some of the things I've been pondering... |
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Dain bramage caused my peach imspediment. Tooth? Tooth? You can't handle the tooth! Remember: He who laughs last, thinks slowest..... DON'T BEND OVER IN THE GARDEN, MARGARET - THEM TATER'S GOT EYES! | |
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| Mikhailoh | May 14 2009, 04:54 AM Post #2 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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![]() Someone's feeling a bit more chipper, methinks. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| brenda | May 14 2009, 06:07 AM Post #3 |
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Welcome back, Claude! |
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“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.” ~A.A. Milne | |
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| Frank_W | May 14 2009, 06:10 AM Post #4 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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I love ball-gags. My mother-in-law is ever so much more likable when she's wearing one. |
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Luke's Dad | May 14 2009, 10:23 AM Post #5 |
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Emperor Pengin
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Is that what you kids are calling it these days? What happened to the chicken? |
| The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it. | |
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