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I've been wondering....
Topic Started: May 14 2009, 04:44 AM (150 Views)
Claude Ball
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Middle Aged Carp
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? What do people in China call their good plates? If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter? Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon? What do you call a male ladybug? What hair color do they put on the drivers license of a bald man? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? Whose cruel idea was it for the word lisp to have a "s" in it?


These are just some of the things I've been pondering...
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
:lol:

Someone's feeling a bit more chipper, methinks.
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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brenda
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Welcome back, Claude!
“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.”
~A.A. Milne
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Frank_W
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I love ball-gags. My mother-in-law is ever so much more likable when she's wearing one.
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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Luke's Dad
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Claude Ball
May 14 2009, 04:44 AM
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
Is that what you kids are calling it these days? What happened to the chicken?
The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it.
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