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Sometimes, you just need a piece of hot meat.
Topic Started: May 13 2009, 06:30 PM (150 Views)
Jolly
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Geaux Tigers!
Very hot:

http://www.popsci.com/bacon
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sue
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HOLY CARP!!!
:no: what a waste of prosciutto.
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blondie
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Yup. +1 Sue.

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The lesson here is that food is a source of serious amounts of energy. Pure oxygen helps release it in a much shorter time than usual, but it's really the chemical energy in the bacon that makes the steel pan burn.


Actually, the lesson here is never to date a guy with a blow torch no matter how he talks of science. Men who play with fire should just be left alone to play with fire.
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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
I wonder how much energy this prosciutto defiler would generate if we ran an oxygen tube thru his fat ass. Meat and fat is meat and fat.
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blondie
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Ha. Mik.

But it's "an engineering grade of bacon" ... better "structural integrity" ya know !
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Mikhailoh
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So we air cure him first. What the hell.
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Frank_W
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Lonnnnnng pork flambeux! :lol2:
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Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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blondie
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I can think of better things to do with a cucumber.
like eg. #1: Eat them.

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"as you can see, the bread sticks are quite flammable" .


The guy has never had a girlfriend i tell ya.
Nor will he.




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Phlebas
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Sometimes, you just need a piece of hot meat.


That's what she said.
Random FML: Today, I was fired by my boss in front of my coworkers. It would have been nice if I could have left the building before they started celebrating. FML

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sue
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HOLY CARP!!!
Phlebas
May 14 2009, 06:41 AM
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Sometimes, you just need a piece of hot meat.


That's what she said.
OK!! Now I get that joke. :biggrin:
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Jolly
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blondie
May 14 2009, 05:34 AM
I can think of better things to do with a cucumber.
like eg. #1: Eat them.

But
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"as you can see, the bread sticks are quite flammable" .


The guy has never had a girlfriend i tell ya.
Nor will he.




Nah.

Just think of all the engineers on this board...I think all of them are happily married, even...
The main obstacle to a stable and just world order is the United States.- George Soros
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