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| Be afraid of the toilet.; Very afraid... | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: May 13 2009, 05:24 PM (216 Views) | |
| Jolly | May 13 2009, 05:24 PM Post #1 |
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Geaux Tigers!
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/taiwan/5316469/Taiwanese-man-bitten-on-penis-by-snake-while-on-toilet.html |
| The main obstacle to a stable and just world order is the United States.- George Soros | |
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| Phlebas | May 13 2009, 05:28 PM Post #2 |
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Bull-Carp
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Especially if it's been swimming around in a ....TOILET!! |
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Random FML: Today, I was fired by my boss in front of my coworkers. It would have been nice if I could have left the building before they started celebrating. FML The founding of the bulk of the world's nation states post 1914 is based on self-defined nationalisms. The bulk of those national movements involve territory that was ethnically mixed. The foundation of many of those nation states involved population movements in the aftermath. When the only one that is repeatedly held up as unjust and unjustifiable is the Zionist project, the term anti-semitism may very well be appropriate. - P*D | |
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| sue | May 13 2009, 05:46 PM Post #3 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Well that would loosen up the old bowels. Or plug them up for a good long time.
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| Frank_W | May 14 2009, 04:21 AM Post #4 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Happens to me a lot...
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| LadyElton | May 14 2009, 05:29 AM Post #5 |
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Fulla-Carp
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| Hilary aka LadyElton | |
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| Phlebas | May 14 2009, 05:56 AM Post #6 |
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Bull-Carp
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I'm sure he was doing a version of the "Black Snake Moan" after that experience. |
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Random FML: Today, I was fired by my boss in front of my coworkers. It would have been nice if I could have left the building before they started celebrating. FML The founding of the bulk of the world's nation states post 1914 is based on self-defined nationalisms. The bulk of those national movements involve territory that was ethnically mixed. The foundation of many of those nation states involved population movements in the aftermath. When the only one that is repeatedly held up as unjust and unjustifiable is the Zionist project, the term anti-semitism may very well be appropriate. - P*D | |
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| kathyk | May 14 2009, 08:53 AM Post #7 |
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Pisa-Carp
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OMG, this reminds me of my own personal toilet horror story which ironically, I was just reminded of yesterday. In my senior of year of college I was living with my boyfriend in his house, off campus. One night, we had a ferocious rain - it came down in sheets. I got up that morning and went to the bathroom as usual. As I approached the toilet I saw a rat staring out at me with its beady red eyes. I went screaming back to my boyfriend who was still sleeping in bed. He got up and found a bucket to try to trap it. As soon as he approached it, he jumped like three feet into the air. That scared the bejeebies out of him. He went over to the neighbors and asked to borrow their BB-gun. Properly armed, he had at the rat, and after a dozen or so shots and a few chipped tiles, he got poor bugger. Apparently, the rain was so heavy, it flooded the sewers to the point that this rat found refuge swimming up the pipes and out the toilet. I swear I still have nightmares about this. Then yesterday, I was in the kitchen and heard the rattling of paper. Initially I thought it was the cat trying to get into the dog food bag. I checked, and the door to that closet was closed. A little later, I continued hearing the rattling. I got up again, and noticed that the door to the garbage can was open and the rattling was coming from there. At first, I thought it might be the suspect delinquent cat, but she was sitting rapt about three feet away. So, I openen the cupboard door further, and what do I see but a mouse jumping up from the waste basket. Talk about PTSD reactions. Even though it was just a mouse, I freaked. I just tipped the basket over as quickly as I could and let the cat deal with it from there. Eeeek! |
| Blogging in Palestine: http://kksjournal.com/ | |
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| Mikhailoh | May 14 2009, 09:12 AM Post #8 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Let nature take its course. Gooood kitty. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| George K | May 14 2009, 09:14 AM Post #9 |
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Finally
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Snake in a drain? |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Luke's Dad | May 14 2009, 10:21 AM Post #10 |
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Emperor Pengin
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I see a new Samuel L. Jackson sequel coming... |
| The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it. | |
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| Frank_W | May 15 2009, 05:39 AM Post #11 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Snakes In A Drain
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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