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RCMP Joke
Topic Started: May 12 2009, 06:30 PM (123 Views)
Frank_W
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An RCMP officer stops at a ranch up in Iron Mountain, B.C. and talks with the old ranch owner. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegal drugs." The old rancher says, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there."

The RCMP officer verbally explodes saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!" reaching into his rear pant pocket and removing his badge. The officer proudly displays it to the farmer. "See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish! On any land! No questions asked or answers given! Have I made myself clear?! Do you understand?"

The old rancher nods politely and goes about his chores. Later, the old rancher hears loud screams and spies the RCMP officer running for his life and close behind, is the rancher's bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer. The officer is clearly terrified. The old rancher immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence, and yells at the top of his lungs.....

"YOUR BADGE!! SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE!!"
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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Free Rider
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:lol2:

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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
:lol:
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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NAK
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But...our policemen never abuse their power. :(

:D
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sue
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HOLY CARP!!!
NAK
May 13 2009, 08:30 AM
But...our policemen never abuse their power. :(

:D
Just don't let them at the tasers. :blink:
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Frank_W
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My interview with the sheriff's department is this afternoon at 4:30. LOL
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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