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| Tweet Topic Started: May 6 2009, 03:47 AM (562 Views) | |
| George K | May 6 2009, 03:47 AM Post #1 |
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Finally
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Well, do you? |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Dewey | May 6 2009, 04:33 AM Post #2 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I have two issues with the whole idea of Twitter. First, if all you're doing is posting short little bursts of information about what you're doing at the moment, you're not actually doing anything at all. Second, who actually believes that anyone else really gives a damn what you're doing every moment of your day? |
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"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685. "Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous "Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011 I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14 | |
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| Aqua Letifer | May 6 2009, 04:36 AM Post #3 |
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ZOOOOOM!
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If I ever got into tweeting, I'd write a script that would send out precisely this, once every 13 minutes. |
| I cite irreconcilable differences. | |
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| RosemaryTwo | May 6 2009, 05:49 AM Post #4 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Twitter sounds like a nightmare to me. I've never even looked at the site. And I hate that major networks like CNN feel the need to tweet. And then read people's opinions on TV. What a waste. |
| "Perhaps the thing to do is just to let stupid run its course." Aqua | |
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| QuirtEvans | May 6 2009, 05:57 AM Post #5 |
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I Owe It All To John D'Oh
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Did you know that Ashton Kutcher and CNN recently had a concept to see who could get ONE MILLION Twitter followers first? I believe they've both hit the mark. That's right, ONE MILLION PEOPLE want to know what Ashton Kutcher is doing and thinking every moment of every day. |
| It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010. | |
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| George K | May 6 2009, 06:02 AM Post #6 |
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Finally
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"Ashton Kutcher"....."thinking" Do not belong in the same sentence. Hell, they don't belong in the same universe. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| VPG | May 6 2009, 06:05 AM Post #7 |
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Pisa-Carp
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I joined , after about a week I thought it was stupid.And logged off, and never went back. So I failed to vote above. |
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I'M NOT YELLING.........I'M ITALIAN...........THAT'S HOW WE TALK! "People say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look." Ronald Reagan, Inaugural, 1971 | |
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| Nobody's Sock | May 6 2009, 06:10 AM Post #8 |
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Fulla-Carp
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never on the first date. |
| "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." | |
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| John D'Oh | May 6 2009, 06:11 AM Post #9 |
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MAMIL
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Huh? I know I should know what it is, but I can't bring myself to give a toss. This might be the beginning of me turning into my dad, who questioned the usefulness of the internet. You know what? I don't care any more. I can still program VCR's. |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| Mikhailoh | May 6 2009, 06:17 AM Post #10 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Oh, hell no. Even I am not interested in the minutiae of my life. I cannot imagine why anyone else would be. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Piano*Dad | May 6 2009, 06:39 AM Post #11 |
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Bull-Carp
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Huh? Oh, I remember them! BTW, can you fix an old radio with vacuum tubes? |
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| Horace | May 6 2009, 07:01 AM Post #12 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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You don't have to use twitter to broadcast the minutae of your day. It's just a blog with a length limit. I think it's kind of a cool concept, there is something to be said for forced brevity. |
| As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good? | |
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| sue | May 6 2009, 07:01 AM Post #13 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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No, not interested. If it weren't for the fact that the name 'twitter' sounds so incredibly stupid and lame, I might even have a look (assuming I could figure out how). As it is however, no way jose. I've got quite enough ways to waste my time, thank you very much. I hate seeing news programs refer to things being said on twitter; we saw that in our last election here. George, can you remember that youtube piece you posted about this a few weeks ago? I can't recall what it was called....flutter? It was hilarious. |
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| Kincaid | May 6 2009, 07:27 AM Post #14 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I couldn't take the poll because there wasn't a choice for "Like a little girl". |
| Kincaid - disgusted Republican Partisan since 2006. | |
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| Frank_W | May 6 2009, 07:41 AM Post #15 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Are people who "twitter" called "twits"?
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| George K | May 6 2009, 07:43 AM Post #16 |
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Finally
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Close... |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Frank_W | May 6 2009, 07:48 AM Post #17 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Kincaid | May 6 2009, 07:49 AM Post #18 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Only the men are called "twits". |
| Kincaid - disgusted Republican Partisan since 2006. | |
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| sue | May 6 2009, 07:59 AM Post #19 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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| Luke's Dad | May 6 2009, 08:15 AM Post #20 |
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Emperor Pengin
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| The problem with having an open mind is that people keep trying to put things in it. | |
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| George K | May 6 2009, 09:01 AM Post #21 |
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Finally
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Gotta love how I opened the door on that one, dontcha? |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Kincaid | May 6 2009, 09:51 AM Post #22 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I figgered that fat, slow pitch was for one of us. |
| Kincaid - disgusted Republican Partisan since 2006. | |
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| Freedom | May 6 2009, 10:05 AM Post #23 |
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Senior Carp
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twitter is odd. i have signed up for it, but it just seems to be peoples status' and i totally prefer facebook to anything else. meh. |
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"A wise man feareth, and departeth from evil: but the fool rageth, and is confident." | |
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| Dewey | May 6 2009, 09:05 PM Post #24 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Freedom? How the heck are you?!
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"By nature, i prefer brevity." - John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, p. 685. "Never waste your time trying to explain yourself to people who are committed to misunderstanding you." - Anonymous "Oh sure, every once in a while a turd floated by, but other than that it was just fine." - Joe A., 2011 I'll answer your other comments later, but my primary priority for the rest of the evening is to get drunk." - Klaus, 12/31/14 | |
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| George K | May 14 2009, 04:09 PM Post #25 |
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Finally
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The Top 5 Celebrity Tweets We'd Like to See (Part I) 5> Adam Lambert: Clay Aiken is *SOOOOOOOOO* ghey... And totally HOT!! 4> Bill Clinton: FYI, ladies: Not wearing pants. 3> Miss California: hey, guys, if u happen 2 have the hustler from June 04, please burn it. thx! 2> Mia Farrow: Holy ****! This is the best Quarter Pounder I've had in my entire LIFE!!! and the Number 1 Celebrity Tweet We'd Like to See... 1> Chuck Norris: Off to get Bin Laden. BRB |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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