| Welcome to The New Coffee Room. We hope you enjoy your visit. You're currently viewing our forum as a guest. This means you are limited to certain areas of the board and there are some features you can't use. If you join our community, you'll be able to access member-only sections, and use many member-only features such as customizing your profile, sending personal messages, and voting in polls. Registration is simple, fast, and completely free. Join our community! If you're already a member please log in to your account to access all of our features: |
| Friday Morning Caption Contest; this one's for you, Horace | |
|---|---|
| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 24 2009, 12:51 AM (271 Views) | |
| jon-nyc | Apr 24 2009, 12:51 AM Post #1 |
|
Cheers
|
|
| In my defense, I was left unsupervised. | |
![]() |
|
| bachophile | Apr 24 2009, 01:16 AM Post #2 |
|
HOLY CARP!!!
|
Lasciate Ogni Speranza, Voi Ch’ Entrate |
| "I don't know much about classical music. For years I thought the Goldberg Variations were something Mr. and Mrs. Goldberg did on their wedding night." Woody Allen | |
![]() |
|
| jon-nyc | Apr 24 2009, 01:37 AM Post #3 |
|
Cheers
|
"BRING OUUUUT YOUR DEAD" |
| In my defense, I was left unsupervised. | |
![]() |
|
| jon-nyc | Apr 24 2009, 02:05 AM Post #4 |
|
Cheers
|
"We're here for the toxic assets" |
| In my defense, I was left unsupervised. | |
![]() |
|
| Frank_W | Apr 24 2009, 03:44 AM Post #5 |
![]()
Resident Misanthrope
|
"State Of The Nation" |
|
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
![]() |
|
| QuirtEvans | Apr 24 2009, 03:45 AM Post #6 |
|
I Owe It All To John D'Oh
|
Garbage In, Garbage Out |
| It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010. | |
![]() |
|
| jon-nyc | Apr 24 2009, 12:43 PM Post #7 |
|
Cheers
|
*bump* for Horace. |
| In my defense, I was left unsupervised. | |
![]() |
|
| Horace | Apr 24 2009, 01:42 PM Post #8 |
|
HOLY CARP!!!
|
Ah, sorry, missed this one. "Citibank's CEO reluctantly accepted the grounding of his private fleet of jets, but they would have to pry his personal garbage trucks from his cold, dead fingers." |
| As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good? | |
![]() |
|
| Mikhailoh | Apr 24 2009, 01:46 PM Post #9 |
|
If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
|
'Major Wall Street banks today issued new mortgage-backed derivatives' |
|
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
![]() |
|
| « Previous Topic · The New Coffee Room · Next Topic » |







6:03 AM Jul 11