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| Jolly | Apr 24 2009, 03:46 PM Post #26 |
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Geaux Tigers!
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True story... Bunch of us load up in the trucks one night, and take a little ride into Vicksburg from the deer camp. Among our group, is a hard-drinkin' cajun romeo. Anyway...first bar we hit, he made a bee-line for a good-looking woman down at the end of the bar. The conversation went something like this... Hey, cher! Can I buy you a drink? No thank you, I have a drink. Well cher, the band sounds pretty good! You wanna dance, hanh? No, I don't want to dance. Well, cher, you mind if I sit here and talk to you awhile? I'd prefer not. Rebuffed, ol' Bobby came back to the table, knocked down a couple of more beers and proceeded to make his way right back to the gal at the bar... Cher, you want a drink or do you want to dance? The lady in question gave ol' Bobby one of the best go-to-Hell-looks that ever flitted across a female face. Sir, I don't want a drink. I don't want to dance. I'm a lesbian and I'm waiting here for my girlfriend. Bobby looked back at here for about a beat and a half, and then asked with a grin in his voice, Cher, does that mean a blow-job is out of the question? You just can't take Bobby anywhere... |
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| Mikhailoh | Apr 24 2009, 03:49 PM Post #27 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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That sounds a lot like we used to do in Morgan City. There were a lot more men than women, so subtlety was sure to send you home alone. You had to use the direct approach and quickly move on if unsuccessful. Women generally already know what's going to happen before you approach them anyway. |
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| Frank_W | Apr 24 2009, 04:46 PM Post #28 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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There was a good looking lass sitting by herself at the bar, one night. One by one, guys would go up and try to talk to her and each one... "Neeeeeowwwwwww.....PSHHHHH!!!!" down in flames. I sidled up to her and said, "So... Wanna' go halves on a bastard?" She burst out laughing and bought me a drink. We spent the entire evening talking. (I was the envy of every fella' in the pub.) After a very enjoyable evening, I walked her home and bid her a good night. After a couple of days, she's calling me and leaving messages. We had a few dates after that.
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