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| Women Leaving Men For Other Women | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 23 2009, 12:15 PM (601 Views) | |
| QuirtEvans | Apr 23 2009, 12:15 PM Post #1 |
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I Owe It All To John D'Oh
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http://www.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/personal/04/23/o.women.leave.menfor.women/index.html |
| It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010. | |
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| Klaus | Apr 23 2009, 12:16 PM Post #2 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Given the thread title, I am surprised this is not from Crashtest. |
| Trifonov Fleisher Klaus Sokolov Zimmerman | |
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| George K | Apr 23 2009, 12:18 PM Post #3 |
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Finally
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Happened to one of my partners (when I used to work at the university). |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| ivorythumper | Apr 23 2009, 12:19 PM Post #4 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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Well didn't Christine Marinoni score big! |
| The dogma lives loudly within me. | |
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| VPG | Apr 23 2009, 12:22 PM Post #5 |
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Pisa-Carp
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Any one know where that worthless with out pictures smilie is? |
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I'M NOT YELLING.........I'M ITALIAN...........THAT'S HOW WE TALK! "People say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look." Ronald Reagan, Inaugural, 1971 | |
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| Mikhailoh | Apr 23 2009, 12:33 PM Post #6 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Happened to me just after high school. It was pretty weird. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| ivorythumper | Apr 23 2009, 01:53 PM Post #7 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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You drove a woman into becoming a lesbian? Wow. |
| The dogma lives loudly within me. | |
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| VPG | Apr 23 2009, 02:04 PM Post #8 |
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Pisa-Carp
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Pictures I tell you, we need pictures. |
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I'M NOT YELLING.........I'M ITALIAN...........THAT'S HOW WE TALK! "People say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look." Ronald Reagan, Inaugural, 1971 | |
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| John D'Oh | Apr 23 2009, 02:13 PM Post #9 |
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MAMIL
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Gas was cheaper back then so it was worth your while. Sadly, we didn't have digital cameras. |
| What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket? | |
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| Frank_W | Apr 23 2009, 04:38 PM Post #10 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Happened to a Jeep buddy of mine. A daughter and ten years of marriage later, his wife decides that she's gay and leaves their daughter and her husband to try to pick up the pieces and make sense of it. ![]() Following one's bliss is one thing. Parachuting out of one's assumed responsibilities is quite another, and using one's sexuality to do that, is just a cop-out. |
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| blondie | Apr 23 2009, 05:15 PM Post #11 |
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Bull-Carp
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A mom is still a mom, straight or gay. It's an enormous responsibility whether you're married or single. |
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| Jolly | Apr 23 2009, 05:21 PM Post #12 |
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Geaux Tigers!
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Well...the old saw was that the word lesbian was code for "ugly woman".... |
| The main obstacle to a stable and just world order is the United States.- George Soros | |
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| QuirtEvans | Apr 23 2009, 06:38 PM Post #13 |
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I Owe It All To John D'Oh
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If Portia de Rossi is ugly, I'll take ugly. |
| It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010. | |
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| Frank_W | Apr 23 2009, 06:40 PM Post #14 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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I thought "lesbian" meant happy women in comfortable shoes. I bought a pair of Birkenstocks, once. They only made me moderately happy, though. I mean, I barely cracked a grin all day.
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Pianolicious | Apr 23 2009, 07:37 PM Post #15 |
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Senior Carp
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Are we far enough into the thread for lesbian jokes yet? |
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| jon-nyc | Apr 24 2009, 12:20 AM Post #16 |
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Cheers
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Sorta happened to me too, except I broke up with this girl. I was in my mid twenties. I still know someone who knows her, and she's been a lesbian for the 15 years since we broke up. |
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| Larry | Apr 24 2009, 12:32 AM Post #17 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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If Portia de Rossi is a lesbian, you might as well take ugly, because you ain't getting any off of Portia de Rossi...... ![]() |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| Larry | Apr 24 2009, 12:49 AM Post #18 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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Q: How can you tell if two lesbians are twins? A: They lick alike. Last year I watched a bisexual pride parade. It was confusing though, because it went both ways. A man is sitting at a bar having a few drinks when he notices a very attractive lady sit down at the other end of the bar and order a drink. The guy calls the bartender over and says "whatever she is is drinking give her another one and tell her it is on me." The bartender replies "I don't think you want to do that." "What do you mean?" yells the guy, "Send her the drink!" "O.K." the bartender replies, "but I don't think it is a good idea." "And why not?" asks the guy. The bartender leans over the bar and very softly says "because she's a lesbian." "I don't care, send her the drink." says the guy. So after the lady gets her drink the guy very casually strolls down to the other end of the bar and sits down next to her and says, "so what part of Lesbia are you from?" A young woman goes to her doctor after noticing two small circular rash marks one on each side of her inner thigh. The doctor instructs the woman to undress and sit on the table and spread her legs. Sitting between the young womans legs, the doctor looks up at the young woman and asks if she is a lesbian. The young woman blushes and says, "Why yes I am." The doctor stands up, and tells the young woman, "Don't worry your rash will go away." The young woman asks what she needs to do. The doctor says, "Go home and tell your girlfriend to take off her ear rings." Two old lesbians were doing it on a park bench. One lesbian says to the other, "Take your glasses off, you're scratching my leg." The other one says,"Put your glasses back on, you're licking the bench!" A lesbian walks into a whorehouse and says "I want a 14 year old girl." The madam responds 'I'm sorry but we don't serve minors to lickers here. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? A Klondyke. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? Militia Etheridge. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time? Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? A Lickalotapuss. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur Traders. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? Even the pool table doesn't have balls. What's the definition of confusion? Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian? One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker.
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| Frank_W | Apr 24 2009, 03:40 AM Post #19 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Larry...
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| blondie | Apr 24 2009, 08:54 AM Post #20 |
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Bull-Carp
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I'm hoping LadyE posts pics of Larry tied up with his a$$ tanned. Then we'll finally see what our sweetie looks like ....
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| Larry | Apr 24 2009, 09:00 AM Post #21 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| Frank_W | Apr 24 2009, 09:01 AM Post #22 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Where's she been, anyway?
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Phlebas | Apr 24 2009, 09:37 AM Post #23 |
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Bull-Carp
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"Tranking rubies," or whatever it is she does on WoW. |
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Random FML: Today, I was fired by my boss in front of my coworkers. It would have been nice if I could have left the building before they started celebrating. FML The founding of the bulk of the world's nation states post 1914 is based on self-defined nationalisms. The bulk of those national movements involve territory that was ethnically mixed. The foundation of many of those nation states involved population movements in the aftermath. When the only one that is repeatedly held up as unjust and unjustifiable is the Zionist project, the term anti-semitism may very well be appropriate. - P*D | |
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| Horace | Apr 24 2009, 11:36 AM Post #24 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Talk about conflicted. Cynthia Nixon switches to the other side so she can date a woman who looks like a man? I bet her psychiatrist wants to write a book about her. |
| As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good? | |
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| ivorythumper | Apr 24 2009, 12:28 PM Post #25 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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2 points, Horace!
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| The dogma lives loudly within me. | |
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Larry...
2 points, Horace!

6:03 AM Jul 11