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Women Leaving Men For Other Women
Topic Started: Apr 23 2009, 12:15 PM (601 Views)
QuirtEvans
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I Owe It All To John D'Oh
http://www.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/personal/04/23/o.women.leave.menfor.women/index.html

It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010.
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Klaus
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HOLY CARP!!!
Given the thread title, I am surprised this is not from Crashtest.
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George K
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Finally
Happened to one of my partners (when I used to work at the university).
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
Well didn't Christine Marinoni score big!
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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Any one know where that worthless with out pictures smilie is?
I'M NOT YELLING.........I'M ITALIAN...........THAT'S HOW WE TALK!


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Mikhailoh
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
Happened to me just after high school. It was pretty weird.
Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball
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ivorythumper
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
You drove a woman into becoming a lesbian? Wow.
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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VPG
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Pictures I tell you, we need pictures.
I'M NOT YELLING.........I'M ITALIAN...........THAT'S HOW WE TALK!


"People say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look."
Ronald Reagan, Inaugural, 1971

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ivorythumper
Apr 23 2009, 01:53 PM
You drove a woman into becoming a lesbian?
Gas was cheaper back then so it was worth your while. Sadly, we didn't have digital cameras.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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Happened to a Jeep buddy of mine. A daughter and ten years of marriage later, his wife decides that she's gay and leaves their daughter and her husband to try to pick up the pieces and make sense of it. :(

Following one's bliss is one thing. Parachuting out of one's assumed responsibilities is quite another, and using one's sexuality to do that, is just a cop-out.
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
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blondie
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A mom is still a mom, straight or gay. It's an enormous responsibility whether you're married or single.
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Jolly
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Geaux Tigers!
Well...the old saw was that the word lesbian was code for "ugly woman"....
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Jolly
Apr 23 2009, 05:21 PM
Well...the old saw was that the word lesbian was code for "ugly woman"....
If Portia de Rossi is ugly, I'll take ugly.
It would be unwise to underestimate what large groups of ill-informed people acting together can achieve. -- John D'Oh, January 14, 2010.
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Frank_W
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I thought "lesbian" meant happy women in comfortable shoes. I bought a pair of Birkenstocks, once. They only made me moderately happy, though. I mean, I barely cracked a grin all day. :blink: :shrug:
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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Pianolicious
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Are we far enough into the thread for lesbian jokes yet?

Sit tibi vita longa et omnia bona!!! -- Dr. Spock
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Mikhailoh
Apr 23 2009, 12:33 PM
Happened to me just after high school. It was pretty weird.
Sorta happened to me too, except I broke up with this girl. I was in my mid twenties. I still know someone who knows her, and she's been a lesbian for the 15 years since we broke up.

In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
QuirtEvans
Apr 23 2009, 06:38 PM
Jolly
Apr 23 2009, 05:21 PM
Well...the old saw was that the word lesbian was code for "ugly woman"....
If Portia de Rossi is ugly, I'll take ugly.
If Portia de Rossi is a lesbian, you might as well take ugly, because you ain't getting any off of Portia de Rossi...... :D

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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
Pianolicious
Apr 23 2009, 07:37 PM
Are we far enough into the thread for lesbian jokes yet?

Q: How can you tell if two lesbians are twins?
A: They lick alike.


Last year I watched a bisexual pride parade.

It was confusing though, because it went both ways.




A man is sitting at a bar having a few drinks when he notices a very attractive lady sit down at the other end of the bar and order a drink. The guy calls the bartender over and says "whatever she is is drinking give her another one and tell her it is on me."

The bartender replies "I don't think you want to do that."

"What do you mean?" yells the guy, "Send her the drink!"

"O.K." the bartender replies, "but I don't think it is a good idea."

"And why not?" asks the guy.

The bartender leans over the bar and very softly says "because she's a lesbian."

"I don't care, send her the drink." says the guy.

So after the lady gets her drink the guy very casually strolls down to the other end of the bar and sits down next to her and says, "so what part of Lesbia are you from?"



A young woman goes to her doctor after noticing two small circular rash marks one on each side of her inner thigh.

The doctor instructs the woman to undress and sit on the table and spread her legs. Sitting between the young womans legs, the doctor looks up at the young woman and asks if she is a lesbian.

The young woman blushes and says, "Why yes I am." The doctor stands up, and tells the young woman, "Don't worry your rash will go away." The young woman asks what she needs to do. The doctor says, "Go home and tell your girlfriend to take off her ear rings."



Two old lesbians were doing it on a park bench.

One lesbian says to the other, "Take your glasses off, you're scratching my leg."

The other one says,"Put your glasses back on, you're licking the bench!"



A lesbian walks into a whorehouse and says "I want a 14 year old girl."

The madam responds 'I'm sorry but we don't serve minors to lickers here.



What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?
A licker cabinet.


What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
A Klondyke.


What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?
Militia Etheridge.


Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.


What is a lesbian dinosaur called?
A Lickalotapuss.


What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.


How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
Even the pool table doesn't have balls.


What's the definition of confusion?
Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.


What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker.


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Frank_W
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:lol: Larry... :tsktsk:
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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blondie
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I'm hoping LadyE posts pics of Larry tied up with his a$$ tanned. Then we'll finally see what our sweetie looks like .... :D ;)
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Larry
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
:D

Hilary will love those jokes.... :D
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Frank_W
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Where's she been, anyway? :unsure:
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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Frank_W
Apr 24 2009, 09:01 AM
Where's she been, anyway? :unsure:
"Tranking rubies," or whatever it is she does on WoW.
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HOLY CARP!!!
ivorythumper
Apr 23 2009, 12:19 PM
Well didn't Christine Marinoni score big!
Talk about conflicted. Cynthia Nixon switches to the other side so she can date a woman who looks like a man? I bet her psychiatrist wants to write a book about her.
As a good person, I implore you to do as I, a good person, do. Be good. Do NOT be bad. If you see bad, end bad. End it in yourself, and end it in others. By any means necessary, the good must conquer the bad. Good people know this. Do you know this? Are you good?
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
Horace
Apr 24 2009, 11:36 AM
ivorythumper
Apr 23 2009, 12:19 PM
Well didn't Christine Marinoni score big!
Talk about conflicted. Cynthia Nixon switches to the other side so she can date a woman who looks like a man? I bet her psychiatrist wants to write a book about her.
:basketball: 2 points, Horace!
The dogma lives loudly within me.
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