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| Who Wants to be a (kosher) Millionaire? | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 22 2009, 04:35 PM (87 Views) | |
| George K | Apr 22 2009, 04:35 PM Post #1 |
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Finally
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"Kosher Millionaire" Lets play: So you wouldn't mind being a Kosher Millionaire. For $500 Who is Israel's favorite Internet provider? NetanYahoo. For $1,000 What is the name of a facial lotion made for Jewish women? Oil of Oy Vey. For $2,000 What is the title of the new horror film for Jewish women? Debbie Does Dishes. For $4,000 What is the technical term for a divorced Jewish Woman? The "Plaintiff." For $8,000 How does a Jewish kid verbally abuse his playmates? "Your Mother pays retail." For $16,000 In the Jewish doctrine, when does the fetus become human? When it graduates from medical school. For $32,000 What does a Jewish women do to keep her hands soft and her nails long and beautiful? Nothing, she does nothing at all. For $64,000 Define "Genius". A "C" student with a Jewish mother. For $125,000 What do you call a bloodthirsty Jew on a rampage? Genghis Cohen. For $250,000 Why did the Moyel retire? He just couldn't cut it anymore. For $500,000 If Tarzan and Jane where Jewish, what would Cheetah be. A fur coat. For $1,000,000 What is the difference between a Jewish Grandmother and an Italian Grandmother? 10 lbs |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| jon-nyc | Apr 22 2009, 05:07 PM Post #2 |
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Cheers
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Must...resist....sending....that...to...my...sister-in-law. |
| In my defense, I was left unsupervised. | |
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