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Who Wants to be a (kosher) Millionaire?
Topic Started: Apr 22 2009, 04:35 PM (87 Views)
George K
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Finally
"Kosher Millionaire"

Lets play: So you wouldn't mind being a Kosher Millionaire.
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Who is Israel's favorite Internet provider?
NetanYahoo.

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What is the name of a facial lotion made for Jewish women?
Oil of Oy Vey.

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What is the title of the new horror film for Jewish women?
Debbie Does Dishes.

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What is the technical term for a divorced Jewish Woman?
The "Plaintiff."

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How does a Jewish kid verbally abuse his playmates?
"Your Mother pays retail."

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In the Jewish doctrine, when does the fetus become human?
When it graduates from medical school.

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What does a Jewish women do to keep her hands soft and her nails long and beautiful?
Nothing, she does nothing at all.

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Define "Genius".
A "C" student with a Jewish mother.

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What do you call a bloodthirsty Jew on a rampage?
Genghis Cohen.

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Why did the Moyel retire?
He just couldn't cut it anymore.

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If Tarzan and Jane where Jewish, what would Cheetah be.
A fur coat.

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What is the difference between a Jewish Grandmother and an Italian Grandmother?
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George K
Apr 22 2009, 04:35 PM
For $64,000
Define "Genius".
A "C" student with a Jewish mother.
Must...resist....sending....that...to...my...sister-in-law.
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
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