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| That's it, we're all gonna die.; don't touch the Barbie. | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 22 2009, 04:57 AM (490 Views) | |
| VPG | Apr 22 2009, 04:57 AM Post #1 |
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Pisa-Carp
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http://www.efitnessnow.com/news/2009/04/22/grilled-meat-on-the-bbq-may-raise-the-risk-of-pancreatic-cancer/ God, I'm tired of people yelling the sky is falling.
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I'M NOT YELLING.........I'M ITALIAN...........THAT'S HOW WE TALK! "People say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look." Ronald Reagan, Inaugural, 1971 | |
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| Mikhailoh | Apr 22 2009, 05:36 AM Post #2 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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No one gets out alive. In any event, I don't char ANYTHING. I do sear, but that is pretty brief. My steak is always rare to medium rare, and when I do salmon on the grill it is always skin side down. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Frank_W | Apr 22 2009, 06:11 AM Post #3 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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I don't eat burnt food. The smell reminds me of burnt humans. |
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| sue | Apr 22 2009, 07:22 AM Post #4 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Ah, not to worry. All the charred marshmallows from childhood campfires will have set the stage for an early death, so may as well enjoy your barbecued meat anyway you like.
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| big al | Apr 22 2009, 07:25 AM Post #5 |
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Bull-Carp
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At least I'll die with a full stomach and a smile on my face... Big Al |
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Location: Western PA "jesu, der simcha fun der man's farlangen." -bachophile | |
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| George K | Apr 22 2009, 07:29 AM Post #6 |
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Finally
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Don't touch the Barbie?
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| RosemaryTwo | Apr 22 2009, 07:31 AM Post #7 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Everything increases the risk of cancer. That depresses me. If you try to avoid these things (plastic water bottles, pesticides, charred food, too much cell phone use, living under electrical wires, standing by the microwave, microwave popcorn, red food dye (okay, that's an old one); artificial sweeteners) you become paranoid. I wish we could reduce risks without the paranoia. |
| "Perhaps the thing to do is just to let stupid run its course." Aqua | |
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| brenda | Apr 22 2009, 07:35 AM Post #8 |
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Just wait until the news comes out that paranoia causes cancer. |
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“Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them.” ~A.A. Milne | |
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| Frank_W | Apr 22 2009, 07:36 AM Post #9 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Dying of heart disease or cancer, is what it means to "die of old age." The things that killed us off in our thirties, forties, and fifties, a hundred years ago, no longer kill us, so we end up living long enough for stuff to start wearing out, clogging up, or for the cellular blueprint to get too tattered for cells to reproduce correctly. |
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| Mikhailoh | Apr 22 2009, 07:37 AM Post #10 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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No, George - THIS Barbi...
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| Frank_W | Apr 22 2009, 07:38 AM Post #11 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Yummmmmmmm |
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| RosemaryTwo | Apr 22 2009, 07:43 AM Post #12 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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I give up, then.
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| "Perhaps the thing to do is just to let stupid run its course." Aqua | |
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| George K | Apr 22 2009, 08:14 AM Post #13 |
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Finally
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I was waiting for that. |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Mikhailoh | Apr 22 2009, 08:18 AM Post #14 |
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If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead
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Someone had to. When it comes to barbies, she is peerless. |
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Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead - Lucille Ball | |
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| VPG | Apr 22 2009, 08:59 AM Post #15 |
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Pisa-Carp
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To add to it, five minutes ago I heard a report that the gum used to help people quit smoking can cause mouth cancer. Remember John Trevolta in the bubble? We should all get one. And Sue, I'm from the inner city of Philly. We rarely camped out and toasted marshmallows in my neighborhood. |
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I'M NOT YELLING.........I'M ITALIAN...........THAT'S HOW WE TALK! "People say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look." Ronald Reagan, Inaugural, 1971 | |
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| RosemaryTwo | Apr 22 2009, 09:06 AM Post #16 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Exactly my point. Gum. Now I can't chew gum. All I can do is gnaw on organic kale and meditate in organic sweat pants. [disclaimer -- I never chew gum, but that's beside the point] |
| "Perhaps the thing to do is just to let stupid run its course." Aqua | |
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| VPG | Apr 22 2009, 09:09 AM Post #17 |
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Pisa-Carp
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Ruined keyboard. R 2, best line of the day. |
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I'M NOT YELLING.........I'M ITALIAN...........THAT'S HOW WE TALK! "People say that we're in a time when there are no heroes, they just don't know where to look." Ronald Reagan, Inaugural, 1971 | |
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| RosemaryTwo | Apr 22 2009, 09:11 AM Post #18 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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| "Perhaps the thing to do is just to let stupid run its course." Aqua | |
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| NAK | Apr 22 2009, 02:17 PM Post #19 |
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Senior Carp
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So that's what killed the dragons.![]() Mmmmm. I would love to touch that barbie, lightly marinate her in a blend of herbs and a bit of garlic, throw her on the barbecue, let her sit until thoroughly charred, carve her into small portions, throw a dinner party, and then refrigerate the rest of her until Thanksgiving, and maybe have a bit left over for Christmas, and then use the leftovers in sandwiches for lunch at work. |
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| ivorythumper | Apr 22 2009, 02:19 PM Post #20 |
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I am so adjective that I verb nouns!
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OK, you're getting creepy now, NAK. |
| The dogma lives loudly within me. | |
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| NAK | Apr 22 2009, 02:31 PM Post #21 |
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Senior Carp
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Translation: I would like to eat her. Guess I was too subtle. |
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| George K | Apr 22 2009, 02:33 PM Post #22 |
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Finally
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Remember, we're all gonna die... ![]() |
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A guide to GKSR: Click "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08 Nothing is as effective as homeopathy. I'd rather listen to an hour of Abba than an hour of The Beatles. - Klaus, 4/29/18 | |
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| Renauda | Apr 22 2009, 06:13 PM Post #23 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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The person who doesn't smoke, drink or eat charred meat dies healthy. |
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| Bernard | Apr 22 2009, 06:28 PM Post #24 |
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Senior Carp
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That's probably it! |
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| Jolly | Apr 22 2009, 06:30 PM Post #25 |
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Geaux Tigers!
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Only pork. Chicken and beef don't remind me of crispy critters... |
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