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I have a confession to make..I pray.
Topic Started: Apr 19 2009, 08:31 PM (554 Views)
Renauda
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HOLY CARP!!!
I see....have you considered D'Oh' s pencils and underwear nightcap?
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Dewey
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Not personally, but Mrs. Dewey has seen D'Oh's picture and considered trying it as a snoring remedy for me.
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Frank_W
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Sometimes I pray.

Mostly, I listen.

The art, is learning to hear.
Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin."
Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!"
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John D'Oh
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Dewey
Apr 21 2009, 06:58 PM
Not personally, but Mrs. Dewey has seen D'Oh's picture and considered trying it as a snoring remedy for me.
I guarantee that if you go to bed wearing the Sacred Cranial Underpants and the Pencils of Destiny then your wife will not mention the snoring for two or three days. She may in fact never mention anything at all to you, ever again.

She'll probably pray a lot more as well, so it's a win-win.
What do you mean "we", have you got a mouse in your pocket?
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