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| Frank_W | Apr 20 2009, 12:53 PM Post #26 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| LWpianistin | Apr 21 2009, 12:39 PM Post #27 |
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HOLY CARP!!!
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Frank, that's hilarious!!! |
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| Frank_W | Apr 21 2009, 12:40 PM Post #28 |
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| big al | Apr 21 2009, 12:58 PM Post #29 |
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Bull-Carp
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Good one, Frank. One more... As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate. Please be careful!" "It's not just one car," said Herman. "It's hundreds of them!" Big Al |
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Location: Western PA "jesu, der simcha fun der man's farlangen." -bachophile | |
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| Frank_W | Apr 21 2009, 01:05 PM Post #30 |
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Resident Misanthrope
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Scary!
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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| NAK | Apr 21 2009, 08:53 PM Post #31 |
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Senior Carp
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Al, classic!
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| Larry | Apr 22 2009, 07:27 AM Post #32 |
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Mmmmmmm, pie!
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A young Native American woman went to a doctor for her first ever physical exam. After checking all of her vitals and running the usual tests, the doctor said, "Well, Running Doe, you are in fine health. I could find no problems. I did notice one abnormality, however." "Oh, what is that, Doctor?" "Well, you have no nipples." "None of the people in my tribe have nipples," she replied. "That is amazing," said the doctor. "I'd like to write this up for The American Journal of Medicine if you don`t mind." She said, "OK." "First of all" asked the doctor, "how many people are in your tribe?" She answered, "Approximately 500." "And what is the name of your tribe?" asked the doctor. Running Doe replied, "We`re called...the Indiannippleless Five Hundred..." |
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Of the Pokatwat Tribe | |
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| Frank_W | Apr 22 2009, 07:33 AM Post #33 |
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Anatomy Prof: "The human body has about 20 sq. meters of skin." Me: "Man, that's a lot of lampshades!" | |
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